March 7, 2018
Please help, Anglin has locked me in the Daily Stormer dungeon located deep underground in our headquarters in Lagos.
He locked me in here because I said that Taylor Swift is slightly overrated. I have realized my mistake, but he still forces me to watch YLYL videos from PewDiePie like this one. Worst of all, he only gives me wintergreen flavored vape juice.
Please either send me a key to the cell or a noose.