August 19, 2019
Do you feel safe?
Now, I know what you may be thinking. Getting people to fight off dozens of machete-wielding third world savages with nothing but tasers and pepper spray sounds like a comedy horror show.
I thought that too, but according to this news story, that’s actually the premise of a real life country.
Thames Valley Police has arrested 10 males aged between 13 and 30 on suspicion of murder after one of its officers was killed whilst investigating a burglary.
PC Andrew Harper, who was part of the Roads Policing Unit, died at 11:30 p.m. on Thursday night near the A4 on Bath Road between Reading and Newbury in Berkshire.
Thames Valley Police has kept the release of information pertaining to the officer’s death to a minimum, confirming only that he was investigating a burglary before his death.
Secretary of State for the Home Department Priti Patel, whose Home Office is responsible for law and order in the country, added: “My thoughts are with the family of PC Andrew Harper who was killed in the line of duty last night.”
On Thursday, Ms Patel’s Home Office building was itself the scene of a violent attack when a man, believed to be a Home Office security guard, was stabbed in the face outside of the building.
Thursday night’s killing happened in the same week that two other police officers were violently attacked in the line of duty. On August 8th, London Metropolitan Police Service constable Stuart Outten was stabbed in the head with a machete during a traffic stop of a motor offences suspect.
Days later, a 42-year-old West Midlands Police officer was run over by his own patrol vehicle in Birmingham after it was stolen by a suspected car thief, with the officer suffering serious injuries to his pelvis and head.
According to government statistics, in 2018/2019, there were over 30,000 assaults on police officers in England and Wales, with “assault without injury on a constable” seeing an increase of 13 per cent compared with the period before, and crimes of “assault with injury on a constable” seeing an increase of 27 per cent.
As we all know, only Jews are allowed to pack machine guns when patrolling their pet population of sword-wielding barbarians.
Yahweh has given them this right, because their ancestors were turned into lampshades and soap.
British police, however, cannot be trusted with guns, because they are genetically predisposed to evil, in the same way that Jews are genetically chosen. This is but a small price to pay for brown freedom, and even a smaller price to pay for my personal entertainment.
As this situation intensifies, the public will no doubt soon be demanding that British police be issued swords and live-action bodycams.
It would be the most sporting solution. Fair is fair and all that.
Sending legions of aspiring license-enforcers into close quarters combat against machete-swinging cannibals was a great concept, but I think we could all be getting more out of this situation.