September 2, 2018
Doom – now that’s a real game. Not like those slow shooters you kids play nowadays.
Heh, if I wasn’t so busy with the ol’ lawn, I’d boot up Quake on my Windows 95 pc and show you boys how it’s done.
What’s with all this “4K” nonsense everyone is raving about? Nothing beats a trusty CRT monitor. Instant response times. Boom!