Ad Expert: Global Warmers/Climate Changers Should Rebrand Again

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 1, 2019

How about we call it “you better shut your mouth, whore, before someone shoves something in it”?

This guy saying this appears to be just some random “ad expert” from an ad site.

However, he could have been sent out by the global coolers/ozone layerers/global warmers/climate changers to float the idea of once again making a name change.

Either way, I think they will rebrand the nebulous “doomsday weather cult” once again. Because why wouldn’t they? They’ve already done it repeatedly.


Writing for AdAge this week, Aaron Hall argues that in order to get people to “take action” against climate change, “rebranding” is crucial, since people have gotten too used to the idea that climate is changing and need to be shocked into the notion that the world as we know it is ending.

“Is there a better way to convey the urgency of the situation, while also encouraging folks to take action? Could the tools of branding and brand naming create a more resonant, powerful name?” Mr. Hall asks.

What he and his marketing team came up with was a series of much more frightening labels to stick on climate change in the hope of jolting people into meaningful engagement.

The terms “Global Meltdown” or “Global Melting,” for instance, deliver a more negative image than mere “Global Warming,” he contends. “The names signal that ice caps are melting, but also create a more visceral image in the mind — that real feeling of ‘melting’ when it’s too hot outside. A meltdown is a disastrous event that draws from the ultimate terror of a nuclear meltdown, an apt metaphor for global destruction.”

“Climate Collapse” and “Climate Chaos,” on the other hand, “instill a clear message or even a direct call to action,” Hall notes, adding that “there’s nothing neutral about collapse or chaos.”

To up the rhetoric even more, Hall proposes the weaponized term “Scorched Earth.”

“Sometimes a brand name needs to be hyperbolic to truly capture hearts and minds. If we don’t take massive action now, Earth will be uninhabitable — an irreversible barren wasteland,” he insists. “‘Scorched Earth’ paints the direst picture of what’s to come and what we must avoid and is likely the edgiest brand name from our exploration.”

“Whatever we call it, impending climate doom is upon us if we don’t act quickly,” Hall concludes. “Perhaps a new name will shift the needle, even if just a little.”

Understand that this whole agenda is mainly about brainwashing teenagers into radicalism at this point. Basically, they want people who are in middle school or high school right now to start becoming terrorists for the weather apocalypse cult.

Let me be more specific: this is a thing that is being marketed to women, because women will believe anything and go psycho in the name of defending the official belief system. If you type “climate change protest” into Google Images, 95% of the images are like those at the top of the page: all young women, screaming hysterically.

If you want a vision of the future, picture a hysterical teenage girl screaming in your face – forever.

But women won’t do terrorism. However, men will do anything for pussy. So basically, they want young men to think the only way they can get laid is to engage in terrorism in the name of this religious belief system of women.

That is the endgame for forcing all of these new taxes and a global government on people with this hysterical gibberish.

The only other goal is to manipulate older people with extremely soft brains into further hysterics.

As the author of that piece says, the singular goal is hysteria. Like with every other Jewish plot, they’ve said for a long time that “the issue is settled, and anyone who disagrees is evil and deserves to die.”

They’re already saying that “denial” should be illegal and/or banned from the internet, like with the Holocaust.

They are no longer trying to convince anyone of anything other than “you need to accept these crippling new taxes and even more massive levels of immigration RIGHT NOW.”

“You need to buy a $90,000 Tesla RIGHT NOW.”

“You need to start eating bugs RIGHT NOW.”

So, the more hysterical, the better.

Here are a few suggestions I’ve come up with.


Using the word “hell” invokes religious imagery that people still have in their cultural memory. Hell is a place where you suffer for your sins, and we are creating a hell by committing the sins of not paying enough taxes, not eating bugs and not having completely unlimited immigration from Africa.

Weather War II: The Gas Oven

This one draws up imagery of the Holocaust of the Jews, which is the most important thing that ever happened in all of history. You can’t go wrong with associating any form of hysterical lunacy with the Jewish Holocaust. You can also use the phrase “never again.” It works, because in the Holocaust mythology, a toxic gas causes an apocalypse.

Global Holocaust

This is the same thing as the last one. The supposed “Jewish Holocaust” is the most hysterical and emotionally charged thing ever in human history, and Global Warming really is “Holocaust Part Two” in that it is a gigantic load of unhinged nonsense used as a tool for a massive transformation of society.

Pedophile Rapist Cannibal Apocalypse

It is key to remind people what the world will look like after the weather gets so warm that billions of people die. Everything will shut down. Food will become scarce, as children are raped by roving gangs of white men with Southern accents (see: “The Road,” “The Walking Dead” and others for white Southern child rape gang references). And as we all know, that leads to cannibalism (see: every apocalypse movie). Secondarily, global warming is “cannibalistic” in that we are destroying other humans by not paying enough taxes and having a global government.

Psycho Cannibal Rapist Nightmare Toxic Gas Massacre

This is a series of seven (7) hysterical trigger words that invoke hysteria. I would be satisfied with my life if I heard one of those Eton accented BBC women say “children today left school in protest, demanding that the government take action to stop the psycho cannibal rapist nightmare toxic gas massacre.”