March 8, 2017
Vince the white rhino at Thoiry zoo
GOOD JOB, FRANCE – YOU’VE FINALLY ACHIEVED PROGRESS!
A rhino has been shot dead by poachers who broke into a zoo and sliced its horn off with a chainsaw.
Four-year-old Vince was found dead by one of his keepers at Thoiry zoo, near Paris, on Tuesday morning.
One or more attackers are believed to have broken into the zoo in the night.
The rhino was shot three times in the head, French investigators said.
Staff at the zoo are said to be “extremely shocked” and an investigation into the “massacre” is under way.
Vince’s second horn was partially cut, which the zoo said suggested either his attackers were disturbed or their chainsaw stopped working.
“This odious act was perpetrated despite the presence of five members of the zoological staff living on the spot and surveillance cameras,” the zoo wrote on its Facebook page.
“The other two white rhinoceros living in Thoiry, Gracie aged 37 and Bruno aged five years, escaped the massacre and are safe.”
It is believed to be the first attack of its kind at a zoo in Europe, the post added.
This is pretty much symbolic of the entire multicultural program.
I can imagine even normies seeing this story and saying “welp. I guess that’s it. didn’t work.”
I mean, wow.
Funny as this is – and it truly is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life – like, literally, in my entire life, and I’m turning 33 this year and I’ve seen a whole lot of really, really funny things – I do feel very bad for the rhino.
His name was “Vince.”
Rest in peace, Vince.
You will not be forgotten.
And we will avenge you, proud one.
We are all Vince now.