Alex Jones Just Finalized Divorce from Jew Wife – Moneybomb Time, Baby!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 14, 2015

We regret to inform you...
We regret to inform you…

As a general rule, I am not interested in the personal lives of political opponents. It isn’t my business. That rule, of course, only applies when their personal lives don’t directly determine their political positions and public behavior.

So, it was politically relevant that Alex Jones had a Jewish wife, as this was a clear reason not to discuss the Jewish problem.

Now, it seems Alex Jones has finalized a divorce with his Jewish wife.

As a reader informs us:

Alex Jones was legally divorced from his Jewish wife Kelly Jones/Violet Nichols on March 23, 2015. Kelly/Violet filed for divorce from Alex Jones on December 18, 2013 and has been engaged in bitter litigation against him ever since. As part of the divorce settlement, Alex Jones was court ordered to deed the family house (valued at $900k) to Kelly/Violet as well as sign a promissory note payable to Kelly/Violet in the amount of $2.7 million (Kelly/Violet also owns an additional house valued at $1 million).

Here is the document dealing with the properties, conditions of the divorce decree, and here (screenshot here) is the document detailing the divorce proceedings in Hays County court.

And again, this in itself is none of my business. I am not interested in the details of why this happened. I don’t care. However, once again, this is a private situation which is clearly determining public actions.

Following the finalizing of the divorce, in which Alex Jones was Jewed out of millions of dollars by his Jew wife, he is now demanding his listeners give him millions of dollars for free.

Please note that this ad for his “moneybomb” literally starts out with a picture of Hitler, as if he is mocking himself.

Alex has been ordered not only to give these millions to the conniving Jewess, but has allegedly also been ordered to pay her massive amounts of monthly alimony.

He claims that his “moneybomb” is so he can build some type of “satellite uplink system,” which sounds like an explanation Nikita Khrushchev would give for why sausage rations have been cut.

Here’s the explanation with the moneybomb announcement:

Infowars is excited to announce our 2015 Money Bomb fundraiser which will allow us to take our independent media operation to the next level.

By raising $1 million dollars, we can fully launch our new satellite television uplink, enabling us to reach more than 400 million people worldwide.

Join us starting September 16th for a 27 hour marathon broadcast featuring your favorite guests, exclusive content and special giveaways as we take the fight to the globalists on a whole new platform.

I don’t even know what “satellite television uplink” means. It is not a normal term.

Is he talking about launching his own satellite into space? Or is he talking about the type of free-to-air satellite television systems used by Arabs and other third worlders to watch foreign broadcasts? Surely the latter would not cost a million dollars to set up, nor would it reach 400 million people. Unless he means that it would be available to on the free-to-air bands of 400 million third world people who still use these nineties-era satellite receivers?

I don't think the Morroccan peasants who still use free-to-air satellite systems would be swayed by Alex's anti-Nazi message, nor do they even understand English
I don’t think the Morroccan peasants who still use free-to-air satellite systems would be swayed by Alex’s anti-Nazi message, nor do they even understand English. The worst part is, they definitely don’t have hundreds of dollars to spend on penis juice.

Also, he couldn’t launch his own satellite for under fifty million dollars, and I do not see what purpose that would serve anyway.

On top of all of this, referring to anything to do with satellite television as “the next level of media” is like referring to camels as “the next level of transportation.”

This is not something that is used in countries where people understand English. We use the internet, Netflix and cable.

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His listenership, it seems to me, has a right to know that their donations are in large part not going to be used to stop the German death cult and their rituals, or to fight the cops and the Arabs that run Hollywood, but to pay for Jones’ idiot mistake of marrying a sneaking Jew.

In all honesty, I feel for the man. And if he came out and was like “look this Jew bitch has screwed me, how the hell am I supposed to pay for this? Help me out with a few bucks if you can, bro,” I would send at least $20 to a “moneybomb my Jew ex-wife” fund.

"And I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for you Stormer Trolls and that shape-shifting wolf of yours!"
“And I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn’t for you Stormer Trolls and that shape-shifting wolf of yours!”

But this is not so. Instead he has come up with some gibberish about satellites.

Hit the comments sections on, hit his YouTube channel, hit the phone lines. Let people know he is trying to Jew them for shekels to pay his Jew wife who Jewed him hard.

Also, let him know that he is welcome to join our team, now that his familial ties to the tribe have been severed.

All will be forgiven, Mr. Jones, if you simply name the Jew.

And deny the Holocaust.