April 7, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is determined to bring justice to the world.
The first step is to execute her Green New Deal plan, shut down all vehicles and electricity itself and turn America into the biggest Amish territory in the history of Amish territories.
The second step is to pay Basketball Americans reparations for slavery. She’s going to pay them in vegetables from the Amish farms, because there isn’t going to be anything else.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for reparations to black Americans for slavery.
The freshman Democrat is pushing the controversial policy that has gained traction among the field of candidates bidding to oust Republican Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.
Ocasio-Cortez used her platform at an Al Sharpton-sponsored conference in New York on Friday to call for the ‘examining and pursuing an agenda of reparations’ – among a list of other left-leaning policies including support for free public colleges.
It remains unclear how the reparations would be delivered, however.
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, who introduced a bill on the subject in January, said that ‘the impact of slavery and its vestiges continues to affect African Americans and indeed all Americans in communities throughout our nation.’
She said the measure, formally known as the ‘Commission to Study and Develop Reparations Proposals for African Americans Act’, would examine the ‘institution of slavery in the colonies and the United States from 1619 to the present, and further recommend appropriate remedies.’
Regrettably, AOC was called out for doing “verbal blackface” in her speech.
In case you’re wondering, this is what blackface sounds like. https://t.co/oQVynsDxpc
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) April 5, 2019
Dude, please. This is verbal Blackface. https://t.co/rfXxHwFvZs
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) April 6, 2019
Verbal blackface is the ultimate trope and canard, and simply a hop, skip and a jump away from full-frontal blackface, which is far beyond the already egregious spinal blackface.
It is closing in on anal blackface, which is the ultimate worst form of blackface alive on earth.
Alexandria wasn’t the only candidate speaking at this very important event, which has been dubbed “The Sharpton Primary.”
Oh wait, she isn’t actually a candidate, is she?
But yeah, Beto was there.
Hoolian Castro, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren also spoke.
Bernie did a weird trick, and tried to scare the poor niggers.
But Al wasn’t fazed.
Every speaker agreed on one thing: black people are the victims of everyone and reparations must become real life.
Luckily for us, measuring the effects of slavery is quite easy.
On the one hand you have Wakanda, which is an African nation of free black-skinned people that were never enslaved by the evil white man.
On the other hand you have Haiti, African countries, Brazil, and every other country that is not Wakanda.
Not being Wakanda means that at some point in history, the white man did some evil deed to keep Wakanda from manifesting in the hearts and lands of these brave peoples of Apefreaka.
So what you do is take Wakanda squared, then divide it by the Southside of Chicago.
Then, you multiply that by the number of technologies and civilizations you stole from Africa.
That will get you your reparations due, which will be exactly the amount of money needed to restore Basketball Americans to Wakandan norms.
It is estimated that the number will be somewhere in the ballpark of “all the money.”