December 14, 2019
The Ancient Demon Creature currently known as “Greta Thunberg” has finally expressed its desire for bloodshed.
Greta Thunberg told cheering protesters today ‘we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall’ if they fail to take urgent action on climate change.
The Swedish teen activist was addressing the crowd at a Fridays for Future protest in Turin, Italy.
She arrived there from Madrid where she had been attending the UN climate summit but said she feared the event would not lead to change.
She said: ‘Unfortunately, we probably already know the outcome. World leaders are still trying to run away from their responsibilities but we have to make sure they cannot do that.
‘We will make sure that we put them against the wall and they will have to do their job to protect our futures.’
They will have to do their job or what, Greta? What are you planning to do if they refuse to comply despite their backs being against the wall?
Death by firing squad?
Or perhaps… are you going to kill them yourself, Greta?
Are you going to eat the world leaders, Greta?
Are you going to drink their blood?
To keep your “youth,” perhaps?
It seems it is time to feed again.
She is looking rougher and rougher by the day.
She needs flesh.
Swedish Greta was cheered by the crowd who chanted her name as she arrived wearing her favourite yellow raincoat and a woolly hat.
She said: ‘It is not fair that the older generation are handing over the responsibility to solve this crisis to us young people who have not started this crisis. It’s not fair that we have to do all this.
It is indeed not fair that older generations harm future generations, but what does Greta think that her and the rest of the climate kids are doing other than just complaining and skipping school?
At least some kids are starting to talk about real issues, like plastic and the Smartphone Apocalypse.
What exactly is Greta Thunberg’s plan? How does she plan to lower carbon emissions?
She never goes into details.
She just makes weird faces and expect everyone to comply to her unspecified something.
‘The adults are behaving as if there is no tomorrow but there is a tomorrow, it is the tomorrow where our young people will live and we have to fight for that tomorrow. ‘We can no longer take that tomorrow for granted.’
Greta added that the next decade ‘will define our future.’
She said: ‘What we decide to do or not to do in this decade we will have to live with for the rest of our lives.
‘And our children and our grandchildren will also have to live with it.
‘So 2019 is almost over and we must make sure that 2020 is the year of action, is the year when we bend the global emissions curve.
‘We must make sure, and we will make sure that if we stand together we can do it.’
What children and grandchildren?
Greta doesn’t even have breasts to feed babies.
Vegans are mostly sterile and white countries have negative birthrates and are getting flooded by the armies of Mordor.
There are much more pressing issues jeopardizing the existence of our children and grandchildren than the weather and seasonal allergies or whatever.