August 10, 2018
The Root, a black ethnic blog that is a member of the former Gawker Network of blogs (now the Gizmodo Network), is running it’s second annual “Wypipo” contest.
I’m not even going to do the whole “what if a Gawker network blog had a ‘worst nigger’ contest” bit.
I’m so bored of that bit.
Instead, I’m just going to complain that this year, I’m not even in the running.
Last year, you will recall, I was runner-up, beating beaten by “White Allies” (a term for white people who try to help black people by attending Black Lives Matter rallies and so on).
They even did a special graphic of me in my KKK hood (which I mostly just wear around the house)… while white allies were repped by Miley Cyrus. For some reason.
What have I done that niggers no longer hate me?
Have I cucked?
What have I done?
Was it that I said we couldn’t kick them out like the rest of the brown people and would have to make some deal with them?
Am I now eligible for some kind of “favorite white person” contest at The Root?
It would destroy me…