May 26, 2018
Another beloved childhood memory, desecrated by kikes.
We haven’t yet picked the short straw at the Stormer HQ to determine who will have to sit through the Solo movie in order to review it.
I pray every night it won’t be me.
However, even if the Gods are merciful and spare me this pain, my relief will only be temporary.
Yes, that’s right.
Another Jew travesty is already in the works, this time featuring the beloved icon of badassery, Boba Fett. George Lucas already did a good job of making Boba lame when he had the character played by some kind of… Mauri or something in the prequels.
Or was that his clone? Whatever – I’m not about to start remembering plot details from that train wreck.
Everyone knows what Boba Fett really looks like under that mask. And spoiler warning: it ain’t a spic.
The actor who originally played the character was a Brit named Jeremy Bulloch.
But naturally, you can bet everything you have that the Disney kikes will get the greasiest 56%er they can get their hands on to play the role in the new movie.
The hunt is on.
James Mangold is writing and will direct a Star Wars stand-alone movie centered on Boba Fett, the feared bounty hunter and fan-favorite character, The Hollywood Reporter has exclusively learned.
Just to dash your futile hopes here: Mangold is a kike.
The reveal comes as Disney and Disney-owned Lucasfilm prepare for the release of the latest Star Wars stand-alone film, Solo: A Star Wars Story. Solo, which opens Friday, is the second movie to be spun from the main Star Wars line — Rogue One: A Star Wars Story was the first — but it is the first to focus on a particular character.
Lucasfilm is developing movies on a slew of characters including Obi-Wan Kenobi, which has Stephen Daldry in negotiations to direct, although no writers are working on a script.
Not Obi Wan!
This is an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
They won’t leave even a single of my cherished memories lay to rest unmolested.
And then the Jews wonder why they get pogrom’d on the regular, smdh.
It was rumored that Simon Kinberg, the writer-producer behind the X-Men franchise and films such as The Martian, was working on a Boba Fett movie. While Lucasfilm and Disney won’t make any official confirmation, sources say that Mangold will co-write the script with Kinberg, who will also produce the Boba Fett project. Kinberg and Mangold are close, having worked on Logan, the X-Men spinoff that earned high praise last year.
Oh, this gets better and better.
Kinberg is also a known producer of anti-White Hollywood films (as if there were any other kind, these days.)
He deserves to be lampshaded for “The Martian” alone.
Boba Fett was introduced in 1980’s Empire Strikes Back and then appeared in 1983’s Return of the Jedi as the mercenary who brings Han Solo to the slug-like crime lord Jabba the Hutt. Despite having a helmet over his face and very limited time onscreen (not to mention a slapstick death), the character, with his jet pack and battle-scarred armor, grew to cult status.
Yes. He was cool because he was a mysterious, badass figure who didn’t get ruined with excess dialogue.
It’s my life goal to someday express myself exclusively in subtle nods like Boba Fett. And blaster fire.
The George Lucas prequels showed Boba Fett’s origin as a subplot but more importantly, his escapades were featured in various books, comics, animated series, video games and merchandizing. Jeremy Bulloch inhabited the role in the initial movies.
Yes. Jeremy Bulloch. I said that already.
But just to press the point:
This is Boba Fett.
This definitely isn’t Boba Fett.
But Disney will still try to meme it.
They always do.
God, have mercy on our souls.