January 22, 2019
Imagine being at this level of not giving a fuck.
I’m in awe of this lad.
A 31-stone passenger forced flight attendants to strip him in a toilet and wipe his backside as he allegedly ‘moaned with pleasure’ during a long-haul flight.
The flight attendant said the large customer, who is thought to be American, made her and her colleagues undress him in a lavatory and clean his rear, asking staff to go ‘deeper’, during the trip from the United States to Taiwan.
The incident took place during on a flight from Los Angeles to Taiwan’s Taoyuan airport on Saturday, with the passenger – a Caucasian male – yet to be named.
The stewardess, named only as her last name of Kuo, who was also Chief Purser on the flight, said in a press conference that her crew helped to pull down the passenger’s pants and wipe his backside after he finished relieving himself.
Kuo said the passenger, who she estimates weighed 440lbs or 31.4st (200 kilogrammes), boarded the plane in a wheelchair and requested he be given three adjoining seats in economy class due to his size.
As the flight was not full, he was granted his request, which later allegedly escalated to a demand to use the plane’s business class lavatory because he would not fit in the economy cubical.
She says the passenger claimed an injury to his right hand prevented him from fully undressing himself in order to use the lavatory.
He therefore asked the cabin crew to pull down his pants in order for him to successfully relieve himself.
Kuo said: ‘I told him we couldn’t help him, but he started yelling. He told me to go in there immediately and threatened to relieve himself on the floor.
Clean it up, Chang!
‘As the passenger’s genitals were now exposed, one of my colleagues brought a blanket, which I used to cover his modesty.
‘But he very angrily slapped my hand away, saying he didn’t want it and only wanted me to remove his underwear so he could use the toilet.’
After granting the request, they were left further traumatized when the man called them into the cubical again in order to wipe his backside.
Kuo’s chief attendant reluctantly agreed, explaining that they did not want to leave the lone passenger trapped in the lavatory.
However, the flight attendants’ discomfort then turned to humiliation when he allegedly began moaning in apparent pleasure as the chief attendant wiped his backside while wearing three pairs of latex gloves.
Kuo, who was holding onto the passenger to keep in steady, recalled: ‘He said: “Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper,” and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again.’
Kuo said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: ‘You can pull my pants back up now.’
No, but seriously.
He was even on a scooter and everything.
I try hard not to make too much fun of White people, but I feel like once you’re that fat, you basically revoke your citizenship anyway so I’m just going to toss my head back and laugh at this story.
I bet that old fart had no problem wiping his own ass, he just wanted to fuck with the flight attendants.
Besides, what was a fat scooter-ridden Boomer doing going to Taiwan anyway?
That being said…
The man had nothing to be ashamed about.
Everything about those planes is too small and cramped to be able to properly service the average well-fed passenger.
People want to shit on fat people because they take up so much space when they should be shitting on flight companies and making the flight attendants clean it up. Fat people might be the vanguard we need to lead the charge to recover some leg space.
Every year they shave off a few inches of leg space and soon there won’t be any space left at all.
If we stand with the fatties now, hopefully next year the airlines will be forced to make their economy seats and toilet seats bigger.
Solidarity is the order of the day, fellas.