October 14, 2018
🎥💥📸⚡️📺 Here's my Downtown #Portland Action Video Reel from May to August 2018! Taken with Panasonic Lumix FZ300 and RODE VideoMic Pro. Special guest appearances by the Portland Police Department, Patriot Prayer, Antifa, Proud Boys, and Hell Shaking Street Preachers! pic.twitter.com/uRgZYOWED2
— Brandon Farley (@FarleyFilms) August 12, 2018
Check out that block, holy shit.
That’s some anime-tier ninja fighting skills.
I’ve never seen such a technique used IRL.
Damn, son. Get this guy some kunai and step back.
And all because he had Jesus on his side.
Now, I would advise all of you to start boxing or some other strike-heavy martial art. But at the same time, you should understand that groups like Patriot Prayer and Proud Boys have a protective shield around them because apart from the Beta Blocker ™, they also have the Beaner Beacon ™.
It shows the whole world that they’re not racist.
And as a result, these guys can’t be arrested. See, Antifa can’t manage to drudge-up even a token squatemalan. So you have all these skinny, dweeby, half-Jew daywalkers getting pwn’d by ham-fisted squat Aztec peasants wrapped in American flags.
Until you get yourself a token Mexican or perhaps, if you’re smart, a token Samoan, you’re liable to get arrested. And I can’t in good faith encourage you to defend yourself without having a protective Samoan around you. Because that’s guaranteed prison time.
Before you try to get fancy with your Muay Thai and Jujitsu, try and learn from the people with the real street-fighting experience.
It is far better to get Jesus on your side first, and then the token Mexican. Once you got those things, you’re more ready for a fight than if you took years of MMA classes.
Look closely, do you see a Beaner anywhere?
Never leave home without your protective Beaner. And make sure that the authorities see the Beaner Beacon ™ lit – keep it bright. It’s the only thing that you’ve got keeping the glow-in-the-darks off your back.