December 29, 2019
Joe Biden, finally being brought in for his subpoena in 2023
Joe Biden has vowed to go underground and off the grid, Ted Kaczynski style, if he is subpoenaed to testify before Congress in Donald Trump’s impeachment.
This is badass and I think it is awesome.
But will he start killing his enemies with pieces of fiber wire?
U.S. Democratic presidential contender Joe Biden on Saturday said there would be “no legal basis” for Republicans to subpoena his testimony in President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial, clarifying remarks from Friday that drew criticism.
“I want to clarify something I said yesterday. In my 40 years in public life, I have always complied with a lawful order and in my eight years as VP, my office — unlike Donald Trump and Mike Pence — cooperated with legitimate congressional oversight requests,” Biden said on Twitter.
“But I am just not going to pretend that there is any legal basis for Republican subpoenas for my testimony in the impeachment trial,” Biden added.
The statement came one day after Biden said in an interview with the Des Moines Register that he would not comply with a Senate subpoena because it would be a tactic by Trump to distract from the president’s wrongdoing.
Some legal experts and commentators had criticized Biden for his remarks to the Iowa newspaper, noting that the White House’s refusal to comply with congressional subpoenas was part of the reason why Trump had been impeached.
Trump was impeached on Dec. 18 by the Democratic-led House of Representatives on two charges over his pressuring Ukraine to announce an investigation of Biden, a former vice president and a top contender for the Democratic presidential nomination, and Biden’s son. Trump has been charged with abuse of power and obstructing Congress’ investigation.
Trump has said he did nothing wrong.
Trump didn’t do nothing wrong.
No one has done nothing wrong.
But it doesn’t matter – that is not the game we’re playing.
The game we’re playing is this: who has the balls to not blink, and to go underground when the scene gets hot and start slitting people’s throats with wire in bathrooms?
The most dangerous game just got dangerouser.
How far is Biden truly willing to go?
Will he go on the lam and sneak around in people’s bushes, climb in through their bathroom windows while wearing gloves and give them the silentest of deaths?
The game is no longer about politics. No one understands any of that and it’s all bullshit and no one cares.
The game is about one thing and one thing only: how far can you push it?
And the question everyone needs to ask themselves is a simple one: “Am I willing to push it to the max?”
If indeed Joe Biden goes underground and off the grid and starts murdering people with fiber wire – I don’t really know who he’d be murdering, maybe his interns or something, whatever, it doesn’t even matter – his poll numbers will shoot up.
He’ll also be showing up in people’s backyards and molesting their children LIKE A BOSS and then disappear like a ghost.
We already know that Johnny Wang or whatever that silly gook’s name is won’t push anything anywhere. He won’t even push a tie into a knot to wear at a debate, so he’s not going to be pushing fiber wire into anyone’s throat.
And “Liz” Warren? She’s a woman. She’s not going to push anything other than yet another cock into her whore mouth.
Bernie – Bernie could be a wildcard.
If Joe goes underground and off the grid, you might read the headline “Bernie Sanders Disappears, Believed to Have Followed Biden Off the Grid, Seeking True Vengeance.”
If this primary campaign goes off the grid and underground, all bets are off – I can tell you that much.