December 9, 2018
Why would anyone want to go watch Bill and Hillary Clinton speak?
Hillary couldn’t even fill up a high school gym room when she was believed to be destined to be the next President. She had to bring in pop stars like Jay-Z and Katy Perry.
Why did they even think a roadshow was a good idea?
Also, don’t they already have billions of dollars from Clinton Foundation scams? What is the purpose of this roadshow?
Bill and Hillary Clinton have been forced to resort to selling half price tickets for their 13-city tour on Groupon in a desperate bid to put bums on seats.
The former president and first lady launched their tour in a Canadian hockey arena last Tuesday to an underwhelming crowd and swaths of empty seats.
Ticket prices were plummeting shortly before the event, with the cheapest seats selling on Stubhub for single-digits – $6.55 Canadian Dollars, or less than $5.
Now the couple are taking drastic action to avoid another embarrassment on the next stop on their An Evening With the Clintons tour.
They have slashed tickets by up to 60 per cent, and even offered them on Groupon, to try and entice more fans to come and listen to them speak.
That is legitimately humiliating.
They should just do a reality show. I think people would watch that out of perverse fascination.
I would probably watch it, to be honest. I think most people are genuinely fascinated by the bizarre nature of these people. But that doesn’t mean they want to see them on some horrible roadshow.
If they were going to do the roadshow, they should have brought Bruce Springsteen.
People love The Boss.
Better yet, they should have Bruce live with them for the reality show.
Also, Andy Dick.
I’d be willing to produce this show.
Call me, Hillary.
I can get you Dick.