August 2, 2019
The killer was so obese that his eyeballs were being sucked into his own skull from his own gravitational pull, leaving vacant black pits where they should have been.
While living with your parents used to be the based and trad-pilled thing to do for millennia upon millennia of human existence, for some reason, in the last 50 years, it has become a death sentence for at least one of the involved parties.
What happened? Why is this going on?
An Illinois man with mental health issues and a history of erratic behavior was arrested Sunday after stabbing his mother with a sword and stuffing her body into a trash can, police said.
David Krystyniak, 47, was being held on a first-degree murder charge in the death of his 74-year-old mother, Judith Krystyniak, Park Ridge Police Chief Frank J. Kaminski told reporters Wednesday.
Inside, the officer and social worker found Judith’s body with multiple stab wounds in her chest, Kaminski said. Officers then found a 2-foot-long sword in the house and arrested David. Kaminski said David later admitted to stabbing his mother.
To be quite honest, both the killer and the mother are so old that they are both Boomers in my mind. So while the old folks will blame Millennials as is their wont, it was really just them killing their own kind in some sort of inter-age spat as far as I’m concerned.
But the point still stands: why are we getting all these stories about stay-at-home sons murdering their own mothers? Why are they always single moms? Why has the live-at-home model suddenly become so untenable?
It seems that only old people living in the West run the risk of being murdered by their own progeny.
Is it because they are particularly insufferable? Is this because older folks enjoy shaming younger folks for not being able to afford the same level of material comfort as them? Is it because they’ve raised broods of vicious retards? Is it because they are refusing to pass down any accumulated wealth, thereby incentivizing murder?
What could be the root cause of these murderous familial spats?
We need to start getting to the bottom of this.
Millions of Boomers shiver in their beds at night, afraid that their sons might suddenly teleport behind them with a “psssh, nothing personal, kid” before it’s lights out for good!
There has to be some sort of compromise that we can come to that can save lives!