July 4, 2018
In what is absolutely the biggest story of the week, possibly the entire year, Alex Jones has a BADASS new beard.
Note that it is not a scraggly soybeard, but a solid, well trimmed MANBEARD.
I am of course a member of the mustache master race, and indeed the founder of Mustache Nationalism, currently the most prominent and popular form of nationalism on earth.
However, even as a mustache supremacist, I am forced to stand in awe at the beard of Alex Jones.