June 6, 2019
Do you want to help Israel?
Do you want to stop socialism?
Do you want America to go to war with Venezuela, Iran and China?
Well if you do – and every redblooded American does want all of those things – then you need to support Donald Trump’s campaign for the 2020 election.
And a great way to support him is by buying this hat he created celebrating man-on-man anal.
Buy this anal pride hat on Donald Trump’s official website for $35.00, and help Donald Trump save the Jews and start wars with all kinds of different countries!
Because “MAGA” doesn’t just mean “make America great again” – it also means “make anal great again.”
And the only way we are going to make anal penetration between men (and also young boys) great again is if we stop socialism and the impending invasion by Iran where they are going to do Sharia law on us and abuse innocent pederasts.
Trump 2020 for Analmerica: They stopped us from getting MAGA through directly, so now we’re gonna bring MAGA in through the back door!