November 18, 2018
I’m feeling especially Christian this Sunday morning.
Because there’s nothing short of dying that’s half as lonely as the sound of the sleeping city sidewalk and the sound of Sunday morning coming down.
In light of this, let us please consider just how much the destruction in California looks like the wrath of God, and also just how much California deserves the wrath of God.
Just look at it:
Also, if God had a sense of humor – and all of existence attests to the fact that a sense of humor is probably God’s core driving characteristic, far beyond anger or love or anything else religious people ascribe to Him – it would make a lot of sense that the burned place is literally named “Paradise.”
Wouldn’t that make sense?
— RT (@RT_com) November 16, 2018
In the other fire – not the Northern one in Paradise, the Southern one, which is called “Woolsey,” which by Christ is burning up Malibu – a bunch of celebrity homes have burned up.
Here’s a partial list of celebrities whose homes have burned-up or been burned up enough they had to flee.
- Mylie Cyrus
- Bruce Jenner
- Khloé Kardashian
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
- Lady Gaga
- Orlando Bloom
- Kylie Jenner
- Gigi and Bella Hadid
- Kendall Jenner
- Kourtney Kardashian
- Robin Thicke
- Jessica Simpson
They claim the South fire is 60% extinguished.
I hope it isn’t.
I hope California burns forever.
I hope it burns until nothing is left and then it keeps on burning.
Like the inhabitants of Sodom, everyone there is tainted, and the entire place deserves to be burned by divine mandate.
Twenty years from now, I want to land in a helicopter in the ashes of what was once Hollywood, and get out in a hazmat suit while listening to Johnny Cash and declare that it is finally time to start planting trees again.
And from there we will build a new City of Angels.
With the blessing of the Angels who burned the first one.