August 14, 2019
If we can get one good thing out of this whole A$AP Rocky fiasco, it will hopefully be the complete destruction of Sweden’s reputation in the eyes of the mumble-rap Zoomer youth.
A$AP is back in America, and stirring absolutely radical anti-Swedism.
A$AP had a chance to get wild for the night at Real Street Festival in Anaheim on Sunday. And given his current legal situation, awaiting a verdict on assault charges in Sweden, he took full advantage of it.
The rapper closed out the second and final night of the festival hosted by REAL 92.3 FM, appearing before a crowd at the Honda Center festival grounds that chanted “F— Sweden!” during Rocky’s his first gig since his release last week from a Swedish jail where he was held for over three weeks.
“I’m so happy to be here right now y’all can’t even understand it,” Rocky (né born Rakim Mayers) told the crowd at the start of his roughly one-hour set. “I’m so happy to be here right now. That was a scary humbling experience but I’m here right now. God is good.”
Shortly after this glorious event, A$AP was convicted in Sweden.
US rapper ASAP Rocky, real name Rakim Mayers, has been found guilty of assault during a Stockholm fight and given a suspended sentence.
The 30-year-old has also been ordered to pay damages to the victim.
ASAP Rocky spent nearly a month in custody after the assault, which happened at the end of June, before being released ahead of the verdict.
Two members of ASAP Rocky’s entourage, Bladimir Corniel and David Rispers, were found guilty of the same charge.
“The assault has not been of such a serious nature that a prison sentence must be chosen,” the court said in a statement.
“Fuck Sweden!” will be the rallying cry of the Zoomer/Zyklon hordes.
Now, I want to make this nice and crystal clear. As a Thirty-Year-Old Boomer myself, I can’t say that I support A$AP’s music because I’m an old school kind of guy and Zoomer music is absolute hot flaming garbage.
I do, however, support A$AP’s right to beat up Afghan children in Sweden and not go to jail for it because Donald Trump demanded his freedom over Twitter.
I also support adding the line “Fuck Sweden, Free A$AP” to the Pledge of Allegiance of America, to get the kids into it again and eager to stand up in the mornings and recite the words.
As it stands now, I can’t imagine that any Zoomer is standing up and reciting anything in any classroom anywhere in America.
Leaving the cover of your desk makes you an easy target for a school shooter, and every student knows that you always need to be ready to duck, cover and roll and utilize your #2 Ticonderoga pencils as shanks against anyone getting between you and the fire escape exit.
Such is life in America.
Only A$AP Rocky can give the Zoomer generation a symbol to rally around and to focus their violence on Sweden instead.
The ball is now in Rocky’s court and he has a fine opportunity to double down on his “Fuck Sweden” platform. God willing, he won’t be a punk-ass bitch nigga and will step up the insults instead. Logically, he has no reason to pussy out, considering that he’s supposed to be a tough rap star and that he’s no longer in Sweden so they can’t do shit to him except whinge and complain.
Don’t let us all down, Rocky.