September 23, 2018
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars – only endless stabbings when PMS comes around.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Or a woman mildly irritated.
Or a woman who doesn’t get to be the center of attention even though she just had a $300 haircut and is, like, super stoked about it.
What I’m getting at here is that women are terrible people, and they won’t hesitate to stab babies if that’s what it takes to get their point across.
A woman stabbed five people — including three newborn babies — and then slashed her wrist early Friday inside a New York City home that was apparently being used as an unlicensed neighborhood nursery for new mothers and their children, authorities said.
“Unlicensed nursery,” eh?
Why would that be necessary, I wonder?
Could it be that this was a place frequented by illegal immigrants who prefer to keep their baby-making on the down low?
Looks like a legit business to me, lel.
All of the victims in the attack, which happened before 4 a.m., were hospitalized but expected to survive.
The 52-year-old suspect — an employee at the nursery — was taken into police custody and was being treated for her wounds and undergoing a psychiatric examination, authorities said.
No immediate charges were filed, and police said the motive was under investigation.
Investigators were trying to piece together what happened inside the building, a three-story, multifamily townhouse in a neighborhood popular with Chinese immigrants in the Flushing section of Queens. Nine babies were there during the attack, and the place had at least 11 cribs, the district attorney’s office said.
Oh, so this was the work of Chinese immigrants.
The story makes total sense now. She was just trying to cook up some traditional Chinese cuisine.
Chinks will eat anything. Not just cats, but babies as well.
The “nursery” was unlicensed because they were actually operating as an underground restaurant, serving baby soup or whatever the fuck these people eat.
Local elected officials said it appeared it was an unlicensed facility for new mothers and their babies to convalesce for a month, in keeping with Chinese tradition.
“This is every parent’s worst nightmare imaginable,” said state Assemblyman Ron Kim. He said it had apparently been operating for more than 10 years.
Police responding to a 911 call discovered a 3-day-old girl and a 1-month-old girl who had been stabbed in the abdomen, and a 20-day-old girl with cuts on her ear, chin and lip. The father of one of the children and a woman who worked there were also stabbed, police said.
A butcher knife and meat cleaver were found at the scene.
Lol, Chinese restaurant theory confirmed.
This, but unironically. Well, ironically, but at some deeper, meta level.
The woman suspected in the attack was discovered bleeding and unconscious in the basement, and after officers applied a tourniquet, she regained consciousness and was taken to the hospital, police said.
“We pray that all of the victims will be fine and will survive these injuries,” Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said. “We are hoping these young babies — small and so very fragile — are also strong enough to overcome this horrible act of senseless violence.”
What a total failure.
This skank (who I’ll presume is a chink) failed to kill anybody – even the tiny little babies. She also failed to kill herself properly. And obviously, no baby soup was prepared either.
She did succeed in making both women and the Chinese look terrible though, so if that was the goal, then bravo.
This brings up the question: can we really afford the risk of letting women be around babies? These people are unhinged. You never know what they’d do. Events like this really show that we, as a society, need to leave children exclusively in the care of men, who are known to be all-around good guys.