Cuckold Paul: The Man Who Spoke But Never Said Anything

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer

August 24, 2015

Rand Paul – known as “the herp who couldn’t derp” – is like a science fiction character: a man who is able to speak in sentences without ever communicating actual information of any kind.

I guess that sums up all of the cucks.

Anyway, his latest interview, with Chris Jansing of Meet the Press, is notable, simply because it is so ridiculous, demonstrating the state of cuckservatism.

Rand's wife took this photo of him reaching down to begin prepping Al Sharpton.
Rand’s wife took this photo of him reaching down to begin prepping Al Sharpton.

No one cares about your tax plans or big government or any of this other crap, cuck.

We want these brown people dealt with.

Period.

Here’s what he says about Trump.

Rand Paul: So it is important that the front runner on the Republican side is a disaster in a general election. He’s like ‘Here Hillary Clinton, have the election.’ Democrats are applauding saying. [Rand Applauds]

Chris Jansing: So why is Donald Trump doing so well on the the polls, senator?

Paul: Well 90 percent of the people are unhappy about what is going on in Washington. I’m one of them.

Jansing: And that was suppose to be your supporters who…

Paul: Well, I still am unhappy.

Jansing: Have said all along he is the antiestablishment, he, he is the anti-Washington candidate. He’s usurped that from you.

Paul: Well, I think what it is, and people are going to have to decide, and this, I don’t think it is over. This is the beginning of the process. I think people are going to have to decide whether they want someone who can say, “Well she’s fat” and “Yeah, and I’m so good looking” or “She’s stupid,” or “I’m rich” or “I’m smart because I’m rich.” We have to decide whether we want sort of empty platitudes or whether we are going to look at substance. You know, I’ve put forward a flat tax, I’ve put forward a plan to balance the budget in five years, and I’ve been part of an intellectual movement that’s been around really since World War II. That has been fighting against large government that is all consuming and all involved in our lives. And I think for, for Donald Trump, basically, conservatives are going to have to decide if he is a fake conservative or not. And I think truly he is a fake conservative, because he has been on every side of every issue in the last five years.

Jansing: Well, that’s a good case in point though. You mock him, you imitated him for some of the words that he has used. But you’ve called him a “fake,” a “bully,” an “empty suite.” Have you employed some of the same tactics that you criticize in him?

Paul: Well we back them up with substance. And the substance is, that basically, he was for Obamacare, he was the leading advocate of a single-payer system. The Tea Party movement that I rose out of. This conservative sort of rebellion, we were unhappy with Republicans who voted for bigger government. So I think they will be unhappy again if they get someone like Trump because he was for Obamacare, he was for the bank bailouts. He’s been a big fan of Hillary Clinton’s. You know, so I really don’t think that a businessman who says things like, “I give money to politicians so they will do whatever the hell I want.” That’s part of the problem. I mean I ran against a Washington where you can buy and sell politicians. And here’s a guy who brags about buying and selling politicians. It’s like, that is precisely what is wrong with the system.

Also worth noting: this is the candidate Alex Jones is supporting, while claiming that Trump is part of a conspiracy organized by Hillary Clinton to destroy him.

38 comments

  1. The Apple fell far from the tree this time…

  2. Rand is actually my next door neighbor. When he first started testing the water to see if he wanted to run, I had a long talk with him and I really thought he would gain traction and be a viable candidate. But as the headline says, he spoke and never said anything. I have grown more and more displeased and now I’m quietly staying at home and hope he doesn’t see me. I think he is on his last leg.

  3. Little Ann Rand Paul is such s bore….he is in wayyyyyyy over his troupe.

  4. >Trump wins election
    >comes put to make his winning speech
    >he looks bored
    >as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
    >all quiet
    >he begins to adjust the mic
    > a cough is heard in the audience
    >mic is almost touching his lips now
    > a smirk slowly but surely appears on his lips
    >Obama, you’re fired.
    >crowd goes fucking nuts
    >Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
    >Liberals blowing their brains out left and right
    >Hilary has a stroke
    >jews start burying shekels immediately and booking flights to Israel
    >McCain sitting in a bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl Rove
    >Karl is sobbing as he does so
    >Jeb complaining to Sheldon Adelson this wasn’t how it was planned
    >first lady causes the most bones in history
    >all is right

  5. >Trump wins election
    >comes put to make his winning speech
    >he looks bored
    >as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
    >all quiet
    >he begins to adjust the mic
    > a cough is heard in the audience
    >mic is almost touching his lips now
    > a smirk slowly but surely appears on his lips
    >Obama, you’re fired.
    >crowd goes fucking nuts
    >Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
    >Liberals blowing their brains out left and right
    >Hilary has a stroke
    >jews start burying shekels immediately and booking flights to Israel
    >McCain sitting in a bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl Rove
    >Karl is sobbing as he does so
    >Jeb complaining to Sheldon Adelson this wasn’t how it was planned
    >first lady causes the most bones in history
    >all is right

  6. Rand should have ran next time. He has nowhere near the following his father does. I guess he didn’t see the Trump coming out.

  7. DeutschlandÜberAlles

    Alex has all the documents which prove that Rand Paul makes a stand against shapeshifting wolves like Trump. Furthermore, Rand Paul has pimped his cuck with penis juice. He´s going to fuck Obamacare.

  8. What blows my mind is that Donald Trump has taken the hardest line on Immigration and is out at front in the race. There are 17 Republican candidates and not one has taken a harder position than Trump on Immigration. All they have to do to get traction is just to call Trump soft on Immigration and promote a harder position. How do you not see the obvious opening he created and not run through it, or even walk through it.

  9. Hey Stormers give these sickos a piece of your mind. We need to confront these people at every opportunity. Disqus comments.

    http://www.rolereboot.org/culture-and-politics/details/2015-08-how-were-raising-our-gender-fluid-kid/?src=longreads

  10. ᛏᛣᚱ Ludendorff ᛟ

    Rand Paul is such wimp and sellout. He should be the mascot, along with Jebb, for the Republicunt, Cuckservative, Party.

    http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Rand-Paul-Jerusalem-Wall.jpg

  11. Internationalen Finanz

    Aww, I had high hopes for Ron and Rand before I listened to Adolf speeches. But yea, Jews would have a field day with Libertarianism.

  12. Reactionary West

    Rand Paul decided to position himself as a grovelling cuck shill at the exact moment the #cuckservative meme was starting. Bad luck. Can’t say I feel sorry for him.

  13. Get of that libertarian cool aid.Its not american and its not helping you.What you want is a strong government that works for you and rigged markets also for you.How do you think Switzerland got that rich ? Yes right because they are actually extremely dirigistic and not libertarian.

    • Amen ! National Socialist Revolution, is not Right,or Left, but brake the Jew Left/Right false system.
      The merry go round that keeps the Jews in power….money.
      Finance Capital /Wall Street stock market speculation is the Jews true power source.
      Liberterians love this Jewish interest slavery.

  14. I don’t get why Libertarians like this idiot. They’re as weird as Liberals.

    • Liberterianism was created by the Jews to allow them total Finance Capital control.
      Rand Paul was even named by his old man , “Rand”, after their hero Jewiss Ann Rand ,Pierre Rothschild’s mistress/ sponsor ,and author of Liberterian /Conservative books.
      ATLAS SHRUGGED, FOUNTAIN HEAD.

  15. I don’t get why Libertarians like this idiot. They’re as weird as Liberals.

  16. I love the fact that the interviewer called Paul out on his bs.

  17. I’m trying to imagine what the Donald could do, besides cave, that would cause him to lose my support……hmmm…thinking,…. thinking….
    Nope.
    Can’t think of anything.

  18. ChingChongChinaman

    Rand Paul – known as “the herp who couldn’t derp” – is like a science fiction character: a man who is able to speak in sentences without ever communicating actual information of any kind. Anglin, for a neo nazi hot shot, you sure write some funny as shit, funniest thing I read all week, nailed it

  19. registermydick@yahoo.com

    The fucking republicucks just want to win in the same way they want their football team of retarded niggers to win. Meaningless and empty and they do NOTHING except suck israels dick, spend money on military bullshit and let things progress just as the jew wants, even if it is at a slower pace. Every one of these milquetoast faggots have to go. The only thing we want is all the browns and jews out! It would take one bill, that’s all, one executive order and then paradise. The libs and leftists are immature, insane, and hedonists… we can codify that and predict them, but these smirking fat faced pussies in the so called ‘right’ are nothing, they are scared of being called names. Here’s a hint you dumbasses; be called names for a while, and then get in power, when you are in power exile all leftists and browns and jews to their countries they love so much more than a white America.

  20. registermydick@yahoo.com

    The fucking republicucks just want to win in the same way they want their football team of retarded niggers to win. Meaningless and empty and they do NOTHING except suck israels dick, spend money on military bullshit and let things progress just as the jew wants, even if it is at a slower pace. Every one of these milquetoast faggots have to go. The only thing we want is all the browns and jews out! It would take one bill, that’s all, one executive order and then paradise. The libs and leftists are immature, insane, and hedonists… we can codify that and predict them, but these smirking fat faced pussies in the so called ‘right’ are nothing, they are scared of being called names. Here’s a hint you dumbasses; be called names for a while, and then get in power, when you are in power exile all leftists and browns and jews to their countries they love so much more than a white America.

  21. See this is why I can’t understand libertarians. They claim they want liberty and the ability to make their own choices and live a peaceful life where they can defend themselves, but look at them. Very few of the young are not lazy and out of shape.

    How can you expect anyone to take you seriously, when you’re not even capable of taking your own life seriously?

    It’s not all about substance, especially when it’s coming from someone that can not garner respect with his appearance.

  22. Can’t believe there was a time when I used to like the man.

  23. Can’t believe there was a time when I used to like the man.

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