April 24, 2018
A couple weeks ago I wrote an article about CDProjekt Red’s (the makers of the popular Witcher game series) upcoming game Cyberpunk 2077.
Some new information has come to light suggesting the game will likely be in first person. This makes sense considering the fact that it is very likely there will be shooting in this game and third person shooters are usually pretty annoying to deal with.
Literally the only exception I can think of off the top of my head.
We’re also going TO THE MOON, MOTHERFUCKER.
In the comments under the previous article I wrote about Cyberpunk 2077 people were questioning the role of diversity in this game. The ultimate consensus was in The Witcher they could get away with the only non-Whites being a stereotypical group of angry Moslems trying to kill you by claiming historic accuracy. Sadly, in 2077 there is an almost 0 chance there wouldn’t be nogs everywhere, so they would likely need some nogs and whatever else to appease the Jews.
If we’re going to the moon, that opens the possibility that we could side with Nazis in their moon base to ethnically cleanse the Earth and save the planet from the cannibal nigger apocalypse.
I’m sure I can speak for most of our vidya playing readership when I say that would be really fun.