Dickless Sporting Goods to Remove Hunting Gear on Heels of Gun Ban!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
December 2, 2018

I am now firmly convinced that corporations do not exist to make money.

We’ve all heard the Leftist anti-corporation talking points: “All they want to do is make money, whatever the human cost!”

I used to think that the Left had a point there and that the government should step in and regulate the shit out of companies to make sure that they served the public and promoted the welfare of citizens, not just blindly pursue profits.

How naive I was. 

Corporations are not money-making institutions, but religious institutions, using their huge financial power to focus on social programming projects. The money is just a means to an end and the end is the Globo-Corpo-Judeo-Homo project.

Try to explain this concept to your Boomercon parents over Christmas dinner lol.

Jk don’t ever do that. You’d have better luck explaining it to a gerbil, a nigger or even a woman than to a boomer.

USA Today:

While a decision to stop selling assault-style weapons in the wake of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting dented its overall sales, Dick’s Sporting Goods says that the dip reflects a broader weakness in the world of firearms

The nation’s largest seller of sporting goods reported that consolidated same-store sales were down 3.9% in the third quarter, due in part to double-digit declines in the areas of electronics and hunting.

The weak numbers come in the wake of the Dick’s decision in February to not only halt assault weapon sales, but to no longer sell guns to people under the age of 21 in response to the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, which left 17 dead.

Just stop and think about this in context. Where else have we seen big companies choosing signaling points over profits in the last year?



Rather than reconsidering its stance, the retailer is focusing on its private brands, its e-commerce business and its more successful sporting categories.

During the third quarter, the retailer removed nearly all of its hunting products at 10 locations, replacing them with baseball-oriented items and licensed merchandise. And it may eventually make a similar move at other stores. 

Yeah, Pussy’s Sporting Goods is getting rid of all of their hunting accessories as well.

Gone are the days when an eager kid would rush past the basketball hoops, soccer balls and rows of golf clubs with his pops to see the knives, the hunting bows, and the rifles nestled in the comfy section of the store, way in the back.

Soon Pussy’s will just sell yoga balls and fishing rods, profits be damned.

If late-stage Capitalism was about making profits and the system allowed you to make money any which way you wanted, I’d open my very own Right Wing Death Squads store. I’d name it, “Right Wing BIG BIG SAVINGS Squad ™! ” – all the accessories you need to racially cleanse!

And I’d make a killing catering to a historically underserved community of shoppers.

I’d also start a very popular website called “Daily Stormer,” and make a bunch of money for PayPal with subscriptions and donations.

… but we all know that ain’t happening any time soon.

For now, we’re all stuck with Dickless Sporting Goods and Cucker Tarlson.