Did You Know It’s Illegal to Impersonate Someone in Order to Trick a Slut Into Sending You Nudes?

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 27, 2019

You’re asking for it when you think I’m someone else, slut! 

Who would have thought that it is illegal to impersonate someone in order to procure nude pictures?

If this is a crime, then how is not everyone in prison?

Fox News:

A Navy SEAL Team 6 member who was named Sailor of the Year in 2016 has been charged with impersonating other people via text to get nude pictures of women, according to a report.

Petty Officer 1st Class Aaron Howard faces a general court-martial for the allegations, The Virginian-Pilot reported Friday, citing charge documents.

Howard’s civil defense attorney, Michael Waddington, told the paper that the Navy did not find the alleged photos on Howard’s phone.

The only connection to Howard in the messages, Waddington said, were references to once being stationed in San Diego and to using kettlebells – which hardly narrows things down.

Waddington added that he will try to have the case dismissed at a hearing next week. If it is not, Howard will plead not guilty, Waddington said.

The Navy did not immediately return Fox News’ request for comment.

You know, they used to say “ignorance of the law is no defense.”

But then that thing happened with that wrinkled old sow, what’s her name.

Yes. This one.

That old bitch said she didn’t know she wasn’t allowed to keep top secret documents on a server in her bathroom, and the top gangly spider at the FBI said “there can’t be a crime if there is no intent.”

So I guess you’re all probably regretting reading this article. Because now you know what was previously unknowable: that it is actually illegal to impersonate someone in order to trick a slut into giving you nudes.

Now, you cannot claim ignorance when you engage in this obvious behavior.

Actually, you probably can, because I’m still not sure how or why this would be illegal.

I think maybe it’s only illegal if you’re in the military…?

Anyway, just don’t use kettlebells in San Diego and they won’t catch you with your nude photograph impersonation schemes.

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