December 29, 2019
The Royal Couple
It’s bad enough that Meghan Markle is by her nature a walking bio-bomb of single-mummery, resentful mulattery, and a wrinkled old hag. But as we long suspected, she is also an agent of subversion.
We all knew that when Markle made her debut that it was a clear signal to the rest of the world that the UK was ready to transition into an island of mutts ruled over by pedos and MILF-chasers. I thought that we could have left it at that.
But no, this is only the beginning. Meghan Markle is about to turn the Jewing up a few degrees.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been taking a six-week break, spending Christmas in Canada with Meghan Markle’s mother, Doria Ragland, on Vancouver Island, sparking speculations of “royal cracks growing” between them and the rest of the Royal Family.
Meghan Markle has reportedly trademarked her Sussex royal brand on a broad array of items ranging from teaching materials and emotional support groups to clothing and even newspapers, reports the Daily Mail.
The publication cites documents published by the Intellectual Property Office as disclosing that among the items the royals, currently enjoying a six-week Christmas break in Canada, have so far trademarked are: instructional and teaching materials; printed educational materials; printed publications; educational books; textbooks; magazines and newsletters.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex thus appear to be mulling turning their brand into a global empire as they stamp their name on the list of goods and services for their newly created foundation Sussex Royal.
When you hear a name like “Sussex Royal,” you immediately associate that with pedigree and nobility – not some deranged ginger and his ogre princess.
I wonder what the point of this new media brand company would be?
Also on the list published by the Intellectual Property Office are clothing: t-shirts, coats, jackets, anoraks, trousers, sweaters, jerseys, dresses, pyjamas, suits, sweat shirts, hooded tops, caps, hats, bandanas, and headbands.
The array of items also covers footwear, socks, scarves, neckwear, gloves, and sportswear.
Hawking knickknack memorabilia to suburban mums is about the only “useful” thing that the UK Royals contribute to society other than pederasty and gossip.
We often see young royals or the spoiled brats of oligarchs launching their own luxury brands to cash in on their parents’ connections and to launder money. So this is no doubt partially motivated by Markle wanting to fit in with her new peer circle. But wherever Markle goes, Jewing follows.
The list is also said to suggest the royals plan to trademark the title on developing and coordinating volunteer projects for charitable purposes; providing volunteering opportunities and recruitment of volunteers and information, advisory and consultancy services.
Perceived as one of the most intriguing is the application to reportedly trademark in periodicals: printed reports, fact sheets, brochures, programmes, booklets, pamphlets, leaflets, manuals, journals, diaries, calendars, posters, art prints, notebooks, postcards, and greeting cards.
We’ll just have to see where this project leads. I predict that the happy couple will come out with Mutt Magazine sometime in 2020.
Royaler than you, commoner!
Proceeds from the publication will be dedicated to helping low-income mixed-race children perform sex transitions safely and then learn how to twerk their way out of poverty. This is what nobility is all about in the 21st century – leading the masses into a progressive and tolerant future.
At this point, I’m just praying for Indian Hitler to swoop in and save us.