Dumb Slut Lindsey Lohan Converting to Islam

Zeiger
Daily Stormer
January 16, 2017

Well, in that particular case, it might be an improvement…

This is what happens when a society is robbed of it’s culture and virility.

Women go out of control, take drugs, slut it out, then convert to weird foreign desert religions, as they look for strength and order in their lives.

In the case of Lindsey Lohan, though, I almost feel bad for the Moslems.

Yahoo News:

Last week, Lindsay Lohan shocked her millions of followers and fans when she deleted all her posts on Instagram and Twitter. This weekend, the “Mean Girls” star is sparking rumors that she may have already converted to Islam due to her Arabic greeting on the photo-sharing platform.

This woman is 30? She looks like she’s 50. Drugs will do that.

While Lohan has yet to deny or confirm the rumors, many Muslims from all over the world are sending their congratulations to the former Disney child star via social media. Most of them are also asking Allah to guide Lohan in her journey with the religion.

Late last year, Lohan moved to Dubai. At the time, the “Parent Trap” actress revealed her intention to volunteer at refugee camps in Turkey this year. Her management also revealed to the media that Lohan is apparently in “a period of renewal,” as first reported by Hindustan Times.

Lohan has been very vocal about her interest in Islam ever since she was photographed walking the streets of New York with a Quran in her hands. She revealed while she was staying in London that she received a lot of hate from her fellow Americans because of this. However, she still maintained that the Quran has helped her learn more about herself.

“It opened doors for me to experience spiritually, to find another true meaning. This is who I am,” Lohan said during a Turkish TV channel interview. “Islam is something that I want to learn, this is my own will.”

“This is who I am.”

Lindsay Lohan is now believed to have officially converted to Islam.

Women need strong male authority in their lives. If they can’t get it from the men around them, they’ll be drawn to whatever substitute they can get their hands on: cults, kooky ideologies, feminism, foreign men, whatever.

Decades of running wild with all the money and fame in the world, and this woman is dying to have a brown savage put a bag over her head and beat her up for misbehaving.

I’ll be keeping tabs on this “Lindsey Lohan Islamic conversion” saga, as I have a feeling it’ll be a plentiful source of keks.

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