August 17, 2019
Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018
Uh, no. Wait. Wrong tweet.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 16, 2019
Why would you do such thing?
Elon Musk tweeted on Thursday evening “Nuke Mars.” A few hours later he followed it up with “T-shirt soon.”
Although the tweet is in Musk’s typically flippant style, the billionaire has long championed the idea of firing nuclear weapons at the red planet with the aim of terraforming it — that is, making the surface habitable for humans.
In an appearance on “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” in 2015, Musk said Mars could be warmed by dropping thermonuclear weapons (hydrogen bombs) over the poles, prompting Colbert to call him a “supervillain.”
He elaborated a few weeks later at an event for his solar-panel company Solar City, saying the aim would be to create two miniature “suns” over the poles using nukes.
The goal would be to vaporize the water currently trapped in ice at Mars’ poles, releasing CO2 into the atmosphere and therefore engineering a greenhouse effect on the planet.
Musk has been extremely vocal about his ambition to establish a human colony on Mars, and it is one of the guiding missions of his space-exploration company SpaceX.
If we suddenly all had spaceships and the means to conquer other planets and set off to Mars and beyond, we’d just be spreading all the problems we haven’t solved on Earth all across the galaxy.
Do you want trannies on Mars?
Do you want blacks on Mars telling everyone that Greeks were black?
“We wuz Space Explorers”
Do you want Mexicans on Mars shitting on Martian lettuce?
Do you want MOSLEMS on Mars forming rape gangs and raping pubescent Martian girls?
“…and for Mars, too!”
Do you want SPACE JEWS?
If we don’t solve these problems we’re having here on Earth, they’ll follow us everywhere.
We have a beautiful planet here.
They’re telling us that it will burn because of climate change or whatever, but it won’t — not if we take over.
We can make everything better for everyone here. We already did that countless times. Now it’s a matter of figuring out how to get the Jews off our backs first.
This is the foe we’re facing now.
This is our Alien Invasion.
These parasites are everywhere. They’re sucking the blood of everyone. They’re blaming us for their evil deeds. They’re manipulating everything and everyone.
We have to win this fight to gain the experience that will help us win future fights.
Mars can wait.