February 28, 2015
The evil monkey President of America, Baruch Osama, cried tears as he bid farewell to his ethnic comrade and partner in international criminality and the destruction of America Eric Holder.
The ape babbled, “Having good men in a position of power and authority, who are willing to fight for what is right, that is a rare thing, a powerful thing. That’s something that shapes our future in ways we don’t even understand, we don’t always imagine. It made me very proud.”
The outgoing ape Eric “Nigga I.B. Holdin” Holder will be replaced by – of course – another stupid Negro. The Negress Loretta Lynch was confirmed this week.