November 27, 2018
Whenever I hear stories about White people anywhere trying to escape their respective governments, I always side with them out of solidarity and sympathy.
After all, no one wants to be ruled by barren old hags, homosexuals, Jews and brown people, right?
This story, in particular, stood out because it proved an important meme about the UK to be absolutely on point.
An inmate escaped from an open prison after fooling guards by making a dummy in his bed, a court has heard.
Ross Gallagher, 32, was seen “hopping gardens” after absconding from HMP Sudbury, in Derbyshire, on 19 October, before falling through a shed roof.
He was caught after stingers were used to stop a stolen car he was driving.
Gallagher, from Corby, who made the dummy from clothes and a protein powder container, admitted several offences at Leicester Crown Court.
He pleaded guilty to escaping from prison, dangerous driving, aggravated vehicle taking, driving while disqualified and criminal damage.
He was jailed for 27 months to run consecutively with an eight-year sentence he is currently serving.
The court heard how the dummy he used “suggested someone was still in the bed” when officers looked through his cell window.
It’s funny. The article doesn’t explain how he actually escaped.
Did he wack the guards on the head before stealing the keys and making a break for it?
Or did he pull a Not Sure?
I can’t imagine that the guards would be very smart, so probably any White men with agency would have a fighting chance.
If I lived in the UK, I would want to escape as well.
This man didn’t really think his escape fully through though. Even after he got out of prison, he was still stuck on that god-damned island, right?
He would need a boat or something ready to go.
Because, as everyone knows, the UK is the largest open-air prison in the world, surrounded by a moat and a feral prison population.
If you’re not making escape plans that are slightly more well-thought-out than this guy’s, well idk what to tell you.
Just seems a bit short-sighted on your part, you know? But what do I know… maybe you need a loicense to make that escape plan?
And those aren’t easy to get.