August 25, 2017
Witnesses report the knife “emanating a holy light” and “feeling at peace” during the stabbing.
Why do Jihadists make use of knives and trucks as their primary tools?
While the answer has eluded many over the years, I think I’ve finally found the answer.
Moslems dump all their skill-points into “Knife” and “Truck” in the early levels, not realizing they’ll eventually get better gear.
You’re supposed to save those points until you’re sure of your final build, dumbass!
Now they’re stuck raiding our base with inferior gear.
I mean, even a upper-tier knife is pretty crappy.
0/10, would not Jihad with.
Belgian federal police say soldiers have shot a man in downtown Brussels after he attacked the troops with a knife.
Belgian Federal Police spokesman, Jonathan Pfunde says “a man armed with a knife attacked a group of soldiers. The soldiers fired at him and neutralized the individual.” He declined to say whether the man was shot dead in the clash Friday night.
Belgium’s anti-terror crisis center also said in a tweet the soldiers had “neutralized” the man and that the “situation is under control.”
Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel tweeted: “All our support is with our soldiers. Our security services remain on alert. We are following the situation closely.”
This particular knife wielder, who I’m sure we’ll soon learn was just a troubled youth with psychological problems, only managed to stab two soldiers before being taken out.
GAME OVER. Score: 0.
How did our other Akbar do?
The Metropolitan Police said that the man has been arrested outside Buckingham Palace after he was first spotted by officers at 8.35pm outside the Royal residence.
A spokesman said: “A man has been arrested on suspicion of grievous bodily harm and assault on police.
“The man was stopped this evening, Friday 25 August at approximately 20:35 hours by officers at the Mall outside Buckingham Palace in possession of a knife.
“During the course of detaining him, two male police officers suffered minor injuries to their arm.
“The London Ambulance Service were called and they were treated at the scene. They have not been taken to hospital.
“No others persons have been reported injured.
GAME OVER. Score: 0.
It’s terrible that we’re getting attacked non-stop by these filthy invaders.
But it could be worse.
They could find an online build guide and start investing in “firearm handling” and “explosives” skills instead of wasting all their points into underwhelming abilities and equipment.
Then we’d really have to worry.