August 3, 2019
Back when news broke out about bees patrolling the American border I knew that our little yellow bros would eventually become the target of the evil hand-rubbing “powers that be.”
This is just proof that they’ve started their attack.
The superfast broadband has sparked controversy since rolling out this year, with health experts claiming it could have serious side effects on humans.
And there are now claims online that bees could also be affected after a video went viral.
The clip – taken in Sierra Madre, California – shows the lifeless bodies of the bees lying on the ground.
Philip Sites claimed they were spotted between two 5G poles – about 40ft apart.
“They have these things and they don’t even know if they’re safe for people,” he said in his video.
“But I can tell you they’re not safe for our environment because it is killing bees all over the place.”
He later claimed that “as I got further from the radius of the poles there were no more bees”.
More than 54,000 people have seen the clip since it was posted to YouTube on July 15.
Many viewers were horrified by the sight, with one saying: “Oh my God, thank you for documenting this.”
Another added: “That is not okay with me.”
That is not okay with me either.
Bees are our bros.
They fight to keep the brown invaders at bay, they do the pollination stuff that is good for the planet and, on top of that, they’re smarter than blacks and overall nice and hairy and friendly.
Of course, this is probably just a viral internet hoax.
Further, what’s shown in the video could be caused by things other than 5G.
But that still doesn’t make it okay.
And riddle me this, lad:
All of this talk about trade wars and Huawei being bad for national security and whatnot.
Huawei makes 5G technology, and Huawei is clearly not controlled by Jews.
Could it be that they don’t want Huawei’s 5G because Huawei’s 5G doesn’t kill the bees, and they want to kill the bees because the bees are patrolling the US Border?
There’s something evil going on with 5G technology not produced by Huawei, of that much I’m sure.
They expect us to believe that they have our best interests at heart and that they’re trying to protect us from Chinese 5G technology that would spy on us or whatever.
They expect us to believe that there are no microwave magnetic sonic things messing with our brains despite mobile phones coming with explicit warnings about their safety and usage.
Even while they’re telling us totally real stories about communistic sonic waves shrinking people’s brains.
American diplomats’ brains shrunk following an alleged sonic attack on the US Embassy in Cuba, according to a new study.
State-of-the-art imaging of staff members who suffered headaches, nausea and memory loss after hearing mysterious noises reveals “significant” structural changes, scientists have revealed.
They expect us to believe that tin foil hats are silly and stupid and useless.
But you know.
Keep a couple of rolls in the cupboard.
Just in case.