Exodus Americanus 98: Jason Kessler vs The World

The Right Stuff
December 5, 2017

1st Hour

Jason “The Ambien Falcon” Kessler rides his jetski over to the houseboat for some party planning. Reminder, wes bellamy is a nigger

• UTR 1.0 lessons learned & ongoing investigation
• UTR 2: Electric Boogaloo

TOFU (the kind that raises T): https://youtu.be/WRmKylcc0Ac

2nd Hour

BOARISH BEHAVIOR returns with a vengeance

• Part 1: Texas man is just trying to shoot some hogs across the street, officer (http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/36967370/nearly-nude-man-arrested-after-shooting-at-hogs-across-a-highway?clienttype=generic&utm_content=buffer111e1&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer)
• Part 2: Sheboon ditches her side of the pen, throws poop at the hogs (http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Houston-Zoo-gorilla-sneaks-out-to-hang-with-red-12400881.php)

John McAfee is a cartoon character, exhibit 3,269: http://www.newsweek.com/john-mcafee-says-belize-government-trying-kidnap-him-720189

Moment of profundity
Norman & Saxon: http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_normansaxon.htm