Roy Batty (with Andrew Anglin)
December 27, 2019
I would venture a guess and say that boys dream of growing up to be sports superstars because they want access to prime coochie. However, in current year, the situation is so out of control that Cristiano Ronaldo is getting ghosted and next’d by these thots.
You’d think that if someone somewhere had the situation with the bitches on lockdown, it would be a soccer megastar – but you’d be wrong.
It’s rough out there, lads.
Russian model Viktoria Odintcova claims she once rebuffed Cristiano Ronaldo after the football megastar slid into her Instagram DMs …
Brunette stunner Odintcova – known as Viki – is famed for her incredible curves, which she regularly flaunts to her 5 million Instagram followers.
When asked on Russian YouTube show ‘Makarena’ whether anyone as famous as Ronaldo had ever ‘liked’ one of her posts, she replied:
“That happened… He (Ronaldo) even wrote to me. It was a long time ago. He wrote, ‘Hi, how are you?’
“I deleted the message and didn’t reply,” the Russian beauty said.
Well, that’s because Ronaldo wasn’t ALPHA enough. Ronaldo’s opener, “Hi, how are you?” probably worked for him in the past, but living in a post-thotpocalypse world, he should have gone for something more ALPHA like, “ay yo lemme get in dat crack.”
This advice does not apply just to Ronaldo – this nuclear opener should be adopted by all men going forward into 2020. Fair warning: it only works 10% of the time, but when it works, it works 100% of the time. ALPHA!
When asked to confirm that she had rejected the chance to get to know Ronaldo better, Odintcova was categorical.
“Of course I didn’t give him a chance, come on! I know some other girls he wrote to, so I understood straight away, ‘dude, goodbye, delete.’”
Odintcova reiterated that it had been “a long time ago.”
Friends, we live in a post-THOTpocalyptic world.
The price of poon has never been this high.
There are several contributing factors to this problem, but the most important factor is the huge amount of online attention that even the most average girl will get online from e-SIMPS.
Who are these simps?
Der BOOMER (of course)
This Russian thot doesn’t even speak English.
Bitch ain’t nothing special elsewise neither.
- Absurdly gigantic fake tits
- Lip injections
- Weird gray alien shaped head with small bottom half
The only thing she’s got going is “not fat.”
Basically, in a normal universe, she would be the epitome of “average.”
Instagram is the most Satanic God-awful thing that has ever been invented. It should be banned in first order before we even think about turning our attention to more obvious targets like PornHub. Tens of thousands of amateur “models” dangling eye-candy for millions of men to jerk off to.
I do not think these girls even have sex, unless it is for astronomical sums of money or a genuinely innovative form of degradation fetish. We live in the most sexualized, but also anti-sex society in the history of mankind.
I want OUT already.
How much more can an Epic Gamer take?