December 6, 2018
Let this be a lesson to all of you.
Sometimes you have to rely on guile and gut weight to defeat a wily nigger.
A woman has pleaded guilty to killing her boyfriend by stabbing him, hitting him with a table leg and crushing him under the weight of her roughly 300 pounds.
Windi Thomas, of Erie, faces a sentence of 18 to 36 years after pleading guilty to third-degree murder. She had been scheduled for trial next week, but instead will be sentenced on Dec. 21.
The 44-year-old Thomas admitted killing Keeno Butler last March, partially by lying on top of him. Thomas weighs about 300 pounds, while the 44-year-old Butler weighed about 120 pounds.
Thomas was reportedly drunk and wanted to smoke crack when the pair got into an argument that ended in Butler’s death.
Niggers on crack are notoriously hard to pin down because they’re so amped up and… slippery. So you gotta get them drunk first. Windi knew that the time had come to kill this weasely-looking motherfuckin’ nigger. So she made sure to kill him good.
If only all of you internet autists could chill and exercise the same amount of discipline and foresight as Ms. Thomas in your dealings with minorities…
But I digress.
This article is mostly directed to the fat white mudsharks out there, not you guys. The lessons to be learned here are universal though.
See, you have to always use your head… and then your gut to flatten the nigger to death.
Now, the Neo-Nazi coal-burner messed up a bit by beating the nigger with a stick first.
That made it hard for her to get off scot-free.
It’s understandable why she would want to further disable her opponent’s Movement Speed before going in for the Body Slam, but it also opened her up for accusations of 3rd Degree murder.
See, that’s a problematic strategy.
If she had just waited until the nigger was passed out from drinking too much or spiked his dr – I mean used Confuse on her opponent first so that she could have then use Body Slam until he fainted, it would have been super effective!
Because she could have said that she just fell asleep on him mid-cuddle or something in court.
So, overall, A for effort, B- for execution.
Now, if you know any fat mudsharks, make sure to pass this story on to them so that when they have their next fight over drugs with their… “boyfriends” they’ll know what not to do and how to improvise and adopt an effective strategy for when the Day of the Smush comes.