March 14, 2019
Dogs keep proving they’re more than awesome.
This is a ground-breaking discovery.
A father in south-west China has come up with a creative way to stop his daughter from getting distracted while doing her homework.
The man decided to train their pet mongrel to ‘supervise’ the school girl while she writes her homework at their home in Guiyang, Guizhou province as she wouldn’t stop looking at her phone.
Adorable footage shows the cream-coloured pooch standing on its hind legs, hovering strictly over the schoolgirl as she completes her assignments on a coffee table.
The father, surnamed Xu, told video news site Pear that his daughter would always procrastinate and struggled to focus.
‘It’s very well-behaved,’ he said. ‘I have been training it since it was young and now it does whatever I tell it to do.’
‘I pointed at the coffee table and told it to watch my daughter as she does her homework,’ he added. ‘It would then guard her and make sure she doesn’t reach for her phone.’
We can train man’s best friend to THOT-patrol our women.
After all, if dogs can teach a Jew to play the violin, why couldn’t they teach a woman not to be a complete whore?
Why are we not doing it RIGHT NOW? GO.
GO TRAIN YOUR DOGGO.
The look they’ll give women who show signs of THOT behavior.
We could use dogs to follow our women around and keep them from fucking niggers and from doing other whore stuff while we build all the cages we need to cage these wombs.
Our ancient alliance with dogs just keeps getting better and better.
Just imagine being a slut and trying to get out of your cage only to have a dog pop out of nowhere, barking in anger and giving you this look:
This is a viable and effective path towards fixing the women problem.
We’ll create the official THOT Patrol Academy for Canines (THOT-PAC) and we’ll train dogs at a scale never seen before.
We could also train dogs to kill niggers and Jews on sight while we’re at it.
But let’s start with the canine THOT-patrol for now.
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THOTTERY