October 26, 2018
We are learning that this English-challenged Pinoy gentleman was, in fact, a roided-up aspiring pro wrestler / male stripper / homeless crackhead who was living in his clown van.
Also, we have learned that he had in fact been threatening to blow shit up as early as 2002, and so he was known to the FBI for that.
Furthermore, it has been revealed that his van used to be covered with images of decapitated puppets, KKK imagery, negros hanging from ropes, anti-gay images, and images of torchings and bombings.
So – pretty much a textbook conservative.
Barber: “What do you want me to do to your narrative, son?”
Pinoy: “Just fuck my shit up, fam.”
Barber: “Say no more.”
The Florida man charged Friday with sending more than a dozen pipe bomb packages to prominent critics of President Donald Trump was a bulked-up, down-on-his luck former stripper with a right-wing bent who had been living in his van.
Homeless male strippers are the real white supremacists.
Take that, Drumpf!
And in 1995, he was charged in Minnesota with theft and possession of crack cocaine.
Roided up crackheads are the real right-wing terrorists.
Take that too, Blumpfth!
The suspect also appeared to have money troubles. Records revealed he had a property foreclosed on in 2009 and filed for bankruptcy in 2012. At the time, he was living with his mother and employed as a grocery store manager, records show. But of late, Sayoc had been living in his van and showering at the gym where he works out,
estranged from his family and had been abusing steroids.
“He’s been in the strip clubs since he was 22, that was his life,” the cousin said. “He was a male dancer and he wanted to be a wrestler. He was taking steroids. He was all buffed up….He was built like a rock.”
Sayoc was arrested in 2002 for threatening to bomb a Florida utility company, CNN reports.
He said it would be “worse than Sept. 11,” according to Miami police reports seen by the network.
Filipinos are the real 9/11 hijackers.
Take that one also, Durlumpfthk!
He allegedly called Florida Power and Light and threatened to blow up the building if his lights were shut off, in addition to threatening an employee with bodily harm.
Sayoc worked as a delivery truck driver for several months until he quit in January.
The white van he drove to deliver pizzas was covered in disturbing images, she said, so the restaurant required him to park it on the side where it could not be seen.
“It was puppets with their heads cut off, mannequins with their heads cut off, Ku Klux Klan, a black person being hung, anti-gay symbols, torchings, bombings you name it, it was all over his truck,” Gureghian said.
He was kept on because he did his work reliably, and good drivers are hard to find, she said.
A lawsuit in which Sayoc was deposed said he had been in the strip club industry for 35 years, including at a club called Stir Crazy. In that same deposition, Sayoc claimed he was also a pro wrestler, a Chippendales dancer, a professional soccer player in Milan, and an arena football player in Arizona.
… So, yeah.
That’s the official story.
It appears that this guy was a complete train wreck, and he was on the FBI radar, known to them as a complete basket case with a tendency for bomb threats since 2002.
A more perfect patsy has never been made.
Welcome to clown world, friend.
We’re just getting started.
More apparent pics. Gym guy.
He is definitely a Filipino, by the way.
From his LinkedIn, it appears that he was born there. Standard Flip English.
Promoter, booking agent Live entertainment, owner, choreographer.” He wrote that he was a veterinary medicine graduate, saying, “Career decision of becoming a Horse Doctor was always a love for animals, which were here first and never do anything to anyone. And respect all living things. My family very sound Sayoc name in Medical field Grandfather Col. Baltazar Zook Sayoc that perfect the conversion oriental eye to Americanize. The first plastic surgeon to be observed by 8 million people in NY city Hospital. He over through Communist Philippines liberated island. He built all hospitals in Philippines islands and sets standards highest level. Most surgeon use his instruments which are patented. And a lot surgeon use today. Also Sayoc intl. schools marshals arts Kali that used to over throw communist party . Also one 5 Hero’s disciplinary my mother Madeline Sayoc Giardiello First president Pharmacy Cosmetic Association, Who Who Business Women of Year, Soul buyer consultant for Home Shopping Network, head number 1 marketing consul in World Aventura Marketing consul, up for city counsel women Aventura.
The side of his van said “Native American,” and there is some other Injun related stuff floating around. He could be part Native American, I guess. I doubt it though – look at that English. More than likely, he was pretending to be an Injun because it seemed clever. This would fit into the Filipino mind.
Though it does say in at least one place that he’s 5’11”, which would certainly be rare for a pure Filipino (though not unheard of). So technically there is a chance he’s mixed race, possibly Filipino father and Injun mother.
He’s the perfect patsy.
Sayoc’s was previously arrested and accused of threatening to use a bomb, the New York Times reports. His criminal history dates back to 1991 and also includes felony theft, drug and fraud charges.
What I believe is that they planned this well in advance, found a guy they could either blame it on or get to go along with it. He was the only one that worked.
They could have sent some competent informants in and just convinced this guy “Oh wow, you’re a Trump supporter too? Me also, I love Donald Drum– Trump. Hey, you know what would be cool and really help Donald Trump? A bunch of fake bombs. Don’t worry, no one will get hurt – you just tape a piece of pipe to a calculator and put them in the mail, and then it will be really good for Donald Trump. Here, let me show you an example.”
I have been around the Filipinos quite a bit, and I’m telling you – anyone could convince any one of them to do this. I’m sure the guy was really excited about Trump, pro-American guy, goofy – literally every Filipino in America (most in Philippines also support him) – and they just found him to be the perfect fall guy.
The good news is the fact that he isn’t white and the bombs weren’t real will help a lot.
It’s going to come out now – for sure – that the bombs were not real.
Okay, Trump didn’t say much.
He just thanked law enforcement for arresting him.
Okay, Trump’s on.
They’ve now got a picture of the Pinoy at a Trump rally.
This is the thing: I have some experience with Filipinos. And they are not especially smart people.
This guy would be a perfect patsy. I can tell by looking at him, he is a dumb, goofy guy who doesn’t have any idea what’s going on. He probably has an 80 IQ (Pinoy average is 85).
I think this guy is a real Trump supporter, and that they dug him up and will bully him into some kind of confession. He has a record already, so they located this low IQ and presumably mentally unstable guy and decided to do this hoax and blame it on him – or FBI agents came to him and talked him into it.
It’s insane that they’re calling him white – I think they will stop doing that though.
Trump isn’t on yet. Half hour late. He might just be being fashionably late to impress the blacks.
Or he’s trying to get the rest of the information on this guy before saying anything.
I think the closeness to the “bomb” in quotes tweet and the arrest – about an hour apart – indicate that he knew who the suspect was, and that this is not what it seems.
— Myles Miller (@MylesMill) October 26, 2018
This is a Filipino.
I guess they’re white now.
I will be speaking at the Young Black Leadership Summit in 15 minutes where I will address the investigation into the bomb packages.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2018
Trump himself will address this presently.
New van image:
This is cartoonish.
Okay so there’s now footage of the arrest.
The van they arrested him in has a Trump sticker on it. You can also see a GOP elephant and an American flag.
This is either going to be a patsy or the wrong guy.
Well, there goes my joke. I was literally making this joke as the news broke.
A real suspect has been arrested.
We can confirm one person is in custody. We will hold a press conference at the Department of Justice at 2:30pm ET.
— Sarah Isgur Flores (@whignewtons) October 26, 2018
It’s a white male.
A male suspect was arrested in Florida on Friday morning in connection with the rash of suspicious packages sent to prominent Democrats nationwide, law enforcement sources confirmed to Fox News.
A law enforcement source told Fox News that the suspect is a white male in his 50s, a former New Yorker, who lives in Aventura, Florida, who had prior arrests for terroristic threats. Several of the packages went through a U.S. postal facility in Opa-locka, which is less than 10 miles from Aventura.
The Department of Justice will hold a press conference at 2:30 p.m. ET.
There is literally no other news, this just broke right now.
Here’s a livestream.
Three hours before the conference.
We wait with masturbator’s breath.
Will update as news happens.
I think the Trump tweet below indicates it’s a leftist.
The bomber was just identified by CNN as Sam Hyde, an anti-Semitic member of the Alt-Right.
We are completely fucked. We’re looking at a massive crackdown, probably everyone from TRS is going to prison forever, they might even invade Nigeria to get me.
Hyde has a long history of making anti-Semitic posts on Reddit and somethingawful.com. He gained some popularity on YouTube spreading the popular Alt-Right conspiracy theory of Pizzagate.
Law enforcement had been monitoring him because he is, as the FBI spokesman just said on MSNBC “a completely unhinged lunatic.”
He is also being accused of being called in to help Richard Spencer beat his wife.
In newly released court documents, when Richard was drunkenly beating his wife, he would scream “don’t make me call my man to give it to you double-time!”
Well, the FBI has revealed that “my man” was Richard’s codeword for Sam Hyde, and “double-time” was Sam Hyde punching his wife in the face, then Richard would hit her in the back of the head, and they would just go back and forth like tetherball.
They especially did this when she was pregnant.
But seriously tho.
Our President just told the media to shut the fuck up with this hoax bullshit.
Republicans are doing so well in early voting, and at the polls, and now this “Bomb” stuff happens and the momentum greatly slows – news not talking politics. Very unfortunate, what is going on. Republicans, go out and vote!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2018
“Bomb.” In quotes. Because they’re NOT FUCKING BOMBS.
It’s just – this is really frustrating for me personally. I wish the Jews hadn’t fucked me so hard and I had been able to build a bigger platform since I say so many things that no one else will say.
Trump obviously knows this is a hoax. And he might have evidence. This is the kind of tweet he would make if he already had evidence, to bait the media into attacking him for calling it a hoax before it comes out (the same thing he did with the Jew bomb-threat hoaxes).
If not, he’s spending every second of every day trying to get ahold of it.
And I think he will.
I think this is all going to come together beautifully, and the Democrats, the media and the FBI will be implicated in this fake bomb conspiracy.