Florida: Mass Shooting Instructor Tells Students About His Own Moronic Mass Shooting Plan

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 26, 2019

It was only a matter of time before the teachers started snapping and popping off as well.

See, school isn’t just hell for the students, it’s also torture for a lot of the teachers who are forced to teach nonsense to drooling minorities. (Many sadists are also masochists.)


A Florida high school teacher was placed on administrative leave after he told students he’d “be the best school shooter” with a “1,000 person body count.”

The incident took place at Lakeland Senior High School, about 45 minutes from Tampa, on August 16 during a lockdown drill, according to a Polk County risk protection order.

Police interviewed 16 students about the incident. The teacher told students if he were a school shooter he’d plant improvised explosive devices (IEDs), then “fire a couple rounds and wait for everyone to hide, then press a button and boom — everyone would die,” according to student testimony.

The teacher also said “he would put a bomb in the corner and put nails in it for shrapnel,” another student told police.

Everyone is throwing a fit about what he’s saying without analyzing the merits of his plan.

He’s saying that he would seed the building with pipe bombs beforehand and then show up to shoot people, make them hide for cover, and then detonate the bombs.

You don’t have to be a genius to realize that this is not a well-thought-out plan. 

For starters, where would he put these bombs? They would be seen by janitors and security staff almost immediately. Schools are built like prisons and that means everything is made to be 100% visible at all times. Furthermore, stuffing nail bombs in lockers would defeat the whole purpose of said bombs, because the lockers would absorb the blast.

And then, if you already had the bombs planted and ready to blow, why even show up to start shooting anyway? Makes no sense.

Clearly, this teacher should NOT be allowed to continue teaching these little school shooters-in-training. He does not know what he is talking about and can’t even carry out a mass shooting himself, let alone prepare the next generation of bright young minds for mass carnage.

CNN is not naming the teacher because he has not been charged. When interviewed by an officer, the teacher told police he was a former US Marine and that his statements were a joke.

“Being a former Marine he should be looked at as the person who will protect the students, and not make them question whether their teacher is looking to harm them,” Detective Justin Conatser, who filed the risk protection order, wrote in his report.

Police searched the teacher’s home and vehicle, but no weapons were found, court documents say.

What if they had found some weapons? Would he be convicted for this joke?

The teacher has no criminal history, but a temporary ex parte risk protection order said the teacher “may be seriously mentally ill or may have recurring mental health issues.

More like seriously stupid.

Just imagine the guy who came up with the “pre-planted corner pipe bombs” plan trying to set up a remote detonator.

The Polk County School District says the teacher is on administrative leave while they investigate the case. School District Superintendent Jacqueline M. Byrd said in a statement the district is “cooperating fully with the law enforcement investigation, as well as conducting our own internal investigation.”

Well, alls well that ends well then.

School shootings might be hilarious, but they are no joking matter. Clearly, this ex-Marine was a total joke so he deserves to lose his job. We need to get some pros into the classroom if we want to start taking things seriously. I’m talking hiring former Taliban and Al-Qaeda and Boko Haram teachers instead of these horrid old White men.

When it comes to inflicting mass casualties, some cultures are just better at it than others and I for one want my kids to get the best education for my money’s worth.