France: Marion Marechal Le Pen Opening Up Hogwarts-Type School for Nazis

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
April 22, 2018

As long as the headmaster is old man Le Pen dressed like a wizard, you can sign me right up, fam.

Francis wakes up, and as he shakes off his slumber, realizes with excitement that today marks his 11th birthday. Oh, boy! What kind of presents have his parents prepared for him?

He quickly got dressed and ran downstairs, greeted by the fine aroma of bacon. His mother was cooking breakfast. Meanwhile, his father, a sharply dressed man with his hair slicked to the side, was reading the news on his tablet as he vaped.

He looked up at Francis.

“Well, sonny, today’s the big one, huh? Any plans?”

“Gee, dad, I dunno. I was thinking about celebrating by shouting at colored people with my friends.”

“Hahaha, that’s my boy.”

As Francis sat down to eat, he heard knocking on the window. A great eagle was hitting on the glass with his beak.

“My, my, what could this be?” His dad said as he winked coyly at Francis’ mother. He opened the window to let the bird fly inside.

The majestic animal flew briefly around the room, before dropping a letter on the table and making his way back outside.

Francis looked at the letter, dumbfounded.

“Well? You better take a look. What does the letter say?” said his father, who strangely appeared to be beaming with pride.

Francis opened the letter.

“Dear Mr. Francis Sol,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Blanchefleur School of Racism and Badassery. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your eagle by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,

Marion Marechal Le Pen

Deputy Head Mistress”

Francis was shocked.

“Haha, that’s my boy! I knew you were Blanchefleur material! I never told you this, but I attended this school too, you know?” his father explained triumphantly.

“I didn’t know such a school even existed. Some place where I can learn to be a… A real Nazi?”

“That’s right, son. The school is hidden from the normies – they wouldn’t understand. But you – you’re different. You’ve got proper shitlord blood in you, and the school acknowledged it. You’re going to be a Nazi, Francis.”

And thus started a magical adventure at Wewelburg castle, where Francis would learn the secret art of shitposting and patrolling thots with headmaster Le Pen.

The Guardian:

The niece of the Front National leader, Marine Le Pen, is opening a finishing school to train the future luminaries of France’s far right.

Marion Maréchal-Le Pen, one of the populist party’s two MPs in France’s previous parliament, withdrew from electoral politics following her aunt’s heavy defeat to Emmanuel Macron in last year’s presidential elections.

Yeah, that old bat really screwed the pooch.

That’s what happens when you don’t use a sub-ohm dripper. Pooches get screwed – big time.

While all of France was mad about Moslems shooting them up and smashing them with trucks of peace, she was moderating her message and focusing on stupid economic crap no one cared about. Meanwhile, she betrayed poor old man Le Pen, who built the party she was running.

Wew.

Thankfully, her niece, while still a woman, managed to stick to the ideology that built the Front National in the first place.

But the 28-year-old’s new “academy of political sciences” is set to open this September in central Lyon, one of her close allies, the regional councillor Thibaut Monnier, told LyonMag.

Man, this better be in some ancient castle. Wewelburg is probably out of the question, being in Germany, but France has a bunch of castles as well.

This one’s in Lyon. I’m sure whoever’s living there now will be happy to move out to facilitate the creation of a proper Nazi school.

A key figure of the Front National’s more traditionalist southern current, Maréchal-Le Pen is far more socially conservative than her aunt and close to the party’s founder, her grandfather Jean-Marie. She is seen by some as a future party chief.

The “free and independent” institution sets out to to “detect and train the leaders of tomorrow who will have the courage, intelligence, discernment and competence to act effectively … in the service of society,” she wrote in the rightwing weekly Valeurs Actuelles earlier this year.

Open to “all the political currents of the right”, the school says it will provide “the intellectual, cultural, legal, technical and media skills to our young people that will allow them to perform as well as possible in both the business and political arena”.

All joking aside, this is a great idea. The school would train young people to become politicians and business leaders, positions where they could further the right-wing agenda in a constructive way.

Moreover, it would allow tight networking and build up a camaraderie between right-wing youth, which is sure to strengthen the movement.

Hopefully, in time, they allow people from all over Europe to attend. In fact, it should be a long term project of ours to eventually open up a similar school in North America at some point.

And yes, we’ll be using messenger eagles to deliver scholarship notices.

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