Fun Police Crack Down on Wisconsin Teenagers for Joke Nazi Salute

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 13, 2018

The Fun Police are everywhere now – they slither through these tubes like evil mongeese on the hunt.

The Fun Police have also infiltrated the normal police and are now working in an advisory capacity to attempt to make fun itself completely illegal.

On Sunday, VICE News, the paramilitary intelligence arm of the Fun Police, located a group of white boys in Wisconsin who were having just a little bit too much fun in a high school prom photo from months ago.

Jules Suzdaltsev immediately went into action, demanding the dox of all of these lads so that they could be hunted down and destroyed.

S/he quickly discovered that the school was involved in a racist conspiracy to have fun, wherein people are just running through the halls shouting “nigger” and “white power” and none of the teachers tried to stop them, ever.

Sounds like this school was a blast – I wish I was allowed to run through my high school and yell racial slurs when I was a teenager. As there is no way that these messages from such a reliable intelligence organization as VICE could be faked, I have to assume that schools these days are much more lax on political correctness than they were 15 years ago.

I grew up in the midwest, in a conservative white suburb where the public school wouldn’t teach evolution because parents complained that it was too controversial, and if someone had said “nigger” at my high school they would have been expelled.

By Monday, the Fun Police had used their network of shills to organize an investigation by the Wisconsin school district into this funny photograph.

The Hill:

A Wisconsin school district is investigating a photo of high school students appearing to give the Nazi salute before their school’s prom.

The picture shows dozens of students doing the one-arm Nazi salute in a picture from Baraboo High School’s spring 2018 prom, according to Madison 365.

The news outlet said the photo was first published on the website of a local motorcycle photographer Peter Gust.

It was later posted on Twitter by the account @GoBaraboo on Sunday night, and has since gone viral. A tweet about the picture from a Vice News contributor has garnered about 6,500 retweets as of Monday morning.

The original tweet, which featured the caption, “we even got the black kid to throw it up,” has since been deleted.

The fact that they were joking about the black kid doing it shows that it was obviously all done in good fun – which is exactly why it cannot be allowed in today’s society.

Standard VICE News journalist

There is simply no room for fun in an Islamo-transsexual utopia such as we are blessed to be living in, VICE News informs us.

Fast-forward to Tuesday, and the actual police are now investigating the information uncovered by the Fun Police.


A photo showing a group of male, mostly white Wisconsin high school students with their arms raised in what appear to be Nazi salutes has sparked an investigation by police and the school district, along with criticism from a Holocaust memorial group.

The picture, which was tagged #Barabooproud, has since been taken down, and police and school officials now promise to look into it further.

The photo, in which students appear to “be making extremely inappropriate gestures,” was not taken on school property or at a school-sponsored event, District Superintendent Lori Mueller said in a statement sent to parents. It dates to last spring, she said.

“The school district is investigating this situation and is working with parents, staff and local authorities,” Mueller said in a statement. “If the gesture is what it appears to be, the district will pursue any and all available and appropriate actions, including legal, to address the issue.

Baraboo police tweeted that they are assisting the district’s investigation since being made aware of a “controversial photo of a group of high school students.”

The Auschwitz Memorial Twitter page was among groups that have criticized the photo, with its smiling, well-dressed teenagers apparently making a gesture of hate.

“This is why every single day we work to educate,” the organization posted. “We need to explain what is the danger of hateful ideology rising. Auschwitz with its gas chambers was at the very end of the long process of normalizing and accommodating hatred.”

The group also attached a link to its website, offering lessons on the history of Auschwitz.

“If @barabooSD wishes to know more about what can be the extreme result of normalization of hatred — and hatred is enrolled in this symbol — please see some online lessons dedicated to the history of Auschwitz,” the group tweeted.

The Auschwitz Museum is where fun crime offenders are sent to be punished for having fun by having to look at pictures of piles of old shoes and hear stories about how having fun can lead to Jews being masturbated to death.

Even while the police are investigating this instance of young boys having fun, there won’t be any prosecutions, due to the lack of a legal procedure for punishing fun.

Because America is currently ruled by Donald Trump, who is often referred to as “Doctor Funtime,” there are no laws against having fun and making jokes – yet.

President “Doctor Funtime” often pretends to be a kung-fu master, something that is considered by VICE News to be a vile slander against the Chinese.

So the only option is to destroy these young boys’ lives and ensure that they are banned from university and blocked from having employment in the future.

That is the job of the Fun Police: to destroy the lives of anyone having fun, in a society where fun times and jokes could disrupt the entire nature of the utopia.

The Fun Police lynch mob is already going into full action.

It just goes on and on and on.

Check the hashtag – there are thousands of tweets.

These boys don’t have a future at this point unless the Fun Police are abolished once and for all, so they might as well become actual Nazis.

In 2018, the definition of “Nazi” is “someone who thinks it should be legal to have fun.”

Regrettably, a whole lot of people are going to have to die before we are allowed to have fun again.


The VICE News Fun Policeman is a Jew who wrote an article about Jesus being gay.

He is apparently male.