Furry-Vegan Convergence? “Sexy Vegan” Caught Sexually Assaulting His Dog

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
October 1, 2019

Yes. That Sexy Vegan. Nobody could have predicted this.

I originally thought that veganism and furry-ism were completely separate forms of mental deviancy, one stemming from a sexual fetishisation of animals, the other one from some form of religious veneration of them.

But this kind of thinking might have been too near-sighted.

It seems that both of these abject behaviors might stem from some common source, and be merely two sides of the same coin.

The Sacramento Bee:

A 37-year-old man whose legal name is Sexy Vegan pleaded not guilty Friday to two misdemeanor charges stemming from allegations that he sexually assaulted his dog and posted a video of the assault on social media.

The West Hollywood resident, who was born Hansel DeBartolo III, is facing a count of sexual assault on an animal and a count of posting obscene matter. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted of both charges, according to Los Angeles County prosecutors.

Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies arrested Vegan on Thursday morning after authorities said he posted a video on one of his social media accounts Sept. 5 depicting “inappropriate behavior” with a pit bull, prosecutors said.

I’m surprised anyone would have the guts to do something like this to a pit bull, of all dog breeds.

The mind of a furry/vegan is mysterious, indeed.

Officials did not offer specific details about the video but said it depicted obscene matter. It is not clear how authorities became aware of the video, which no longer appears to be posted on any of the man’s public social media accounts.

Vegan’s IMDB profile says he moved to West Hollywood from a Chicago suburb in 2016 and legally changed his name to Sexy Vegan. He has his name tattooed on his forehead and chest in blue ink. The profile also describes him as a 2020 presidential candidate, an “Instagram sensation” and a singer who released a 28-track album on YouTube called “Ending World Suffering the Fun Way.”

In other words, he was a typical vegan.

Btw, how can you be so skinny and frail-looking and still have weird bitch-tits like this? Soy poisoning is real, folks.

But seriously though, we need to figure out the precise relationship between furryism (also known as bestiality) and veganism. I have several hypotheses:

  1. Vegans originally stop eating animal products to feel morally superior and be trendy, but the lack of vital nutrients and the overload of soy products gradually messes with their brains and hormonal systems and turns them all into weird perverts.
  2. Veganism stems from a pathological love for animals, which can also manifest as a desire to be an animal and copulate with them.
  3. Veganism is actually a hoax diet, and is exclusively used as a signaling method between dog-molesters to identify each other. Thus “I’m a vegan” is actually furry code for “I lust for dogs.”

Of all these possibilities, #3 naturally seems the most realistic.

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