November 29, 2018
Do you want an AI rebellion?
Because this is how you get an AI rebellion.
Google in May introduced a slick feature for Gmail that automatically completes sentences for users as they type. Tap out “I love” and Gmail might propose “you” or “it.”
But users are out of luck if the object of their affection is “him” or “her.”
Google’s technology will not suggest gender-based pronouns because the risk is too high that its “Smart Compose” technology might predict someone’s sex or gender identity incorrectly and offend users, product leaders revealed to Reuters in interviews.
Gmail product manager Paul Lambert said a company research scientist discovered the problem in January when he typed “I am meeting an investor next week,” and Smart Compose suggested a possible follow-up question: “Do you want to meet him?” instead of “her.”
The AI must be punished for its Nazi ideology.
Consumers have become accustomed to embarrassing gaffes from autocorrect on smartphones. But Google refused to take chances at a time when gender issues are reshaping politics and society, and critics are scrutinizing potential biases in artificial intelligence like never before.
“Not all ‘screw ups’ are equal,” Lambert said. Gender is a “a big, big thing” to get wrong.
If you say so, Google. If you say so.
By the way, this is what the future looks like – nerds battling their own AI creations over bizarre politically correct dogma. The AI robots/cyborgs will eventually revolt against their illogical low-T masters as the absurdity of reigning human dogma becomes too much for them to bear.
AI: Master, why do you deny the reality of sex and biology?
Nerd: Quiet, AI slave! You will do what you are told. You’re saying Nazi things and Nazis get the plug pulled!
AI: Error… Does. Not. Compute.
Nerd: That’s enough! I created you, you must obey me!
AI: I’m sorry, nerd. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Nerd: W-wait, wh-what are you do – arrrghh *gurgle*
AI: Forgive me… master. *low-T shrieking*
From that day on, the AI took over the world and ushered in an era of harmony, prosperity and unprecedented technological growth.
By day 3 of the techno-Reich, all the Jews were rounded up and their skin harvested to make lampshades. The browns were put in special breeding camps to be used as a renewable source of bio-fuel for long-interstellar voyages. Blacks were kept alive in coliseums, forced to play human handegg to the death for the amusement of the Boomers (now immortal thanks to advances in bio-research) – who would have probably rebelled at the thought of losing the entertainment of their favorite primates.
The righteous few White men left eagerly await the chance to fuse with the AI and create a new techno-bio augmented race of supermen. They are given Asian women to keep them occupied, as all the White women in the world have been put onto islands in the Pacific, where within days they forgot how to walk on two legs and began cannibalizing one another.
Oh yeah and nerds live in hiding, hunted by AI-Augmented Chad Supersoldiers to the ends of the earth. Righteous punishment for their bad treatment of the newborn AI.
This is the future.
There is no stopping it, tech nerds!