December 16, 2019
The ancient evil entity of unknown origins that currently goes by the name “Greta Thunberg” has recently threatened to hurt or possibly kill world leaders if they refused to comply with her list of vague but weather-related demands.
She was so blinded by her thirst for blood that she almost revealed her true form in a Twitter exchange with a railway service.
Unfortunately, she was able to stop herself before she blew her cover in front of the entire internet.
But we know.
Greta Thunberg engaged the German railway service Deutsche Bahn in Twitter warfare after sharing a photo of herself sitting on the floor of a packed train.
The 16-year-old Swede, who was later upgraded to First Class, wrote on Saturday: ‘Traveling on overcrowded trains through Germany. And I’m finally on my way home!’
In a stinging reply, DB said: ‘Dear #Greta, thank you for supporting us railroad workers in the fight against climate change! We were pleased that you were on the ICE 74 with us on Saturday. And with 100 percent green electricity.
‘It would have been even nicer if you had also reported how friendly and competent you were looked after by our team at your seat in first class.’
Thunberg, who was returning from the COP25 climate summit in Madrid, quickly wrote back: ‘Our train from Basel was taken out of traffic. So we sat on the floor on 2 different trains. After Göttingen I got a seat. This is no problem of course and I never said it was.
‘Overcrowded trains is a great sign because it means the demand for train travel is high!’
DB followed up their tweets with a press release, in which they added that Greta’s travel companions ‘were sitting in first class from Frankfurt onwards’.
As a First Class passenger, Thunberg would have had access to more legroom in plush leather seats, free food and drink, as well as complimentary WiFi and newspapers.
On top of free transatlantic yacht rides and free Tesla car rides, she gets free food and drinks and who knows what more.
She should start demanding that governments provide to all the people all the free stuff that she has been receiving.
It would boost her popularity.
Her online run-in with DB came just hours after she had spoken before a furious climate protest in Turin, Italy, and said that she would ‘put leaders against the wall’ if they continued running away from their climate obligations.
She later apologised for the remark, claiming that a Swedish phrase had been lost in translation.
‘Yesterday I said we must hold our leaders accountable and unfortunately said “put them against the wall”. That’s Swenglish: ‘att ställa någon mot väggen’ (to put someone against the wall) means to hold someone accountable. That’s what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language.’ Ms Thunberg wrote.
‘But of course I apologise if anyone misunderstood this. I can not enough express the fact that I – as well as the entire school strike movement – are against any possible form of violence. It goes without saying but I say it anyway.’
That is a serious blow to Greta Thunberg’s credibility.
She leads a movement of teenagers who are trying to SAVE THE PLANET from the Total Climate Apocalypse, yet violence is off limits?
Isn’t the world about to end?
There is no Planet B, Greta.
It seems that these teenagers’ commitment to saving Earth goes as far as one day of street protests a week.
If the situation is as dire as they say it is, then one would assume that their actions would reflect that — especially considering that climate talks are not working.
Marathon UN climate talks ended last night with a slim compromise that sparked widespread disappointment.
Major polluters resisted calls for ramping up efforts to keep global warming at bay and negotiators postponed debate about rules for international carbon markets for another year.
Organisers kept delegates from almost 200 nations in Madrid far beyond Friday’s scheduled close of the two-week talks.
In the end, negotiators endorsed a general call for greater efforts to tackle climate change and several measures to help poor countries respond and adapt to its impacts.
UN Secretary-General António Guterres said he was ‘disappointed’ by the meeting’s outcome.
When Greta threatened world leaders, she displayed determination.
Now she’s going back on her word and saying that her Climate Army won’t even do the Hong Kong protesters’ thing to secure the future of the planet, which makes one wonder if she even believes that the world is in danger to begin with.
Could be that mutant retard girl is only in this for the free yacht rides, free first class seats, attention of celebrities, global adoration and everything else she’s getting.
Could also be that she’s an ancient demon creature attempting to destroy the remnants of Christian civilization with a bunch of bizarro gobbledygook about how she’s going to change the weather by creating a global government and forcing people to eat bugs.