Grift Fiend Bill Mitchell Absconds with $15k Worth of MAGA Money!

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 14, 2019

Bill Mitchell is a disgusting grifter and a botox fiend. He is also, unfortunately, Trump’s #1 cheerleader on Twitter, which gives him access to a veritable treasure chest of money from the most gullible people in the world.

Raw Story:

Notorious Trump fanatic Bill Mitchell has infuriated many of his supporters after he solicited $15,000 to help him move to Washington, D.C. so that he could cover the 2020 presidential race on their behalf — but instead he appears to have spent the money on something else entirely.

I know what you’re thinking, and no, he didn’t invest it all into his face.

The Daily Beast reports that Mitchell earlier this year regularly pushed his fans to donate to a GoFundMe campaign that he said would help him make the move to D.C. ahead of the 2020 election.

However, his fans reacted with shock last week when Mitchell surprisingly posted photos of his new place in Miami, Florida.

After several fans questioned why he said he needed cash to move to D.C., Mitchell responded by saying that Miami was a much nicer place to live.

“DC gets maybe 4 nice months a year,” Mitchell explained. “Miami gets 10.”

And there you have it, folks. Shockingly, the Ur-Boomer’s secret plan was to move to Florida and get others to pay for it.

Truly, this has never been seen or heard of in the history of these United States.

What follows is just COPE.

Mitchell then claimed that Miami “is a MUCH better location for the show based upon too many reasons to explain here. Better studio, MUCH better distribution, FAR FAR more reach, MUCH more influence.”

Mitchell said that he didn’t use the $15,000 donated by fans to buy his new digs in Miami, but he has also refused to tell them what he spent it on and has resisted calls to refund donors’ money.

Sources also claim that Bill told his Twitter followers to “TRusT the pLan!”

Literally every comment on that Tweet is calling him out for being a grifter and a Boomer.

What else is there to say about Bill other than that he is a cult leader and that conservatives are some of the most gullible people on the planet? I guess it’s worth mentioning that he is a Boomer – and that all Boomers are grifters and thieves by nature.

But I suppose that isn’t really true. There are actually far more naive and dumb man-children in the Boomer generation than there are manipulators like Bill, who prey on them. What’s funny is that people will argue that it is good that Boomers are so naive and trusting. But this is literally the reason why it is so frustrating trying to deal with them – they are overgrown kids with no understanding of how the world works and will literally believe anything told to them by an authority figure.

It is good that Mitchell made his misstep when he did because he was trying to steer his flock into very dangerous territory the last week in the wake of the two mass shootings. Bill is shilling as we speak for Red Flag laws and has been for the last week, under the assumption that Donald Trump is going to come out in favor of new legislation publicly soon.

He has, thankfully, been largely unsuccessful in his efforts to convince the base so far.

If nothing else, it is heartening to see true blue Amerikaner patriots stand up to this wily Boomer scoundrel on Twitter.

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