January 11, 2019
All you hotheads out there need to chill out.
There is only one solution to abusive female cops: getting dude cops to shoot them, legally.
A police officer was shot in the back by a fellow cop during an investigation at an apartment complex.
Three officers were conducting an investigation Tuesday into a subject who was wanted on a warrant and possibly residing or visiting an apartment in Lafayette, Indiana when a large dog charged at them, causing an officer to discharge his weapon.
The homeowner cooperated with the officers and allowed them to search the place to show them the individual was not there.
As the officers conducted their search, the dog managed to break free from its cage causing the officers to run out of the apartment.
One of the officers discharged a weapon and the bullet traveled through the apartment door and struck Officer Lane Butler in the back, according to Lafayette Police Department Chief Patrick J. Flannelly.
Now, I know what you’re thinking – cops have a vicious and savage instinctual hatred for dogs. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that many of these cops are secretly Moslems – who knows what goes down in their police lodges.
But this male hero cop also knows that we know that cops go out of their way to hurt and kill dogs.
He was counting on us assuming that he was doing the standard cop-tactic of invading an American’s home to murder their pet to cover up a far devious agenda: murdering his nagging she-cop partner.
She thought that she would be Wonder Woman.
But she ended up being caught between man’s best friend and a cop’s gun.
Not a good place to be.
Thank God the man-cop kept his cool and didn’t rip out a hate slur between rounds aimed at the she-cop’s chest.
You’ll get into a lot less trouble for attempted murder in America than you would for Hate Words.
Best part of the story: once he serves his probation or pays his fine or whatever, he can reload his gun, find another chihuahua and try again!