February 10, 2014
The bravery of the anal sex fetishist community continues to amaze.
Last year, a black NBA basketball player became a hero, and was endorsed as such by black president Barack Obama, when he announced to the world that he likes to have other men stick their penises up his butthole. This week, something equally amazing, fantastic and mystically joyous has happened: a black NFL football player has announced to the world that he like to have other men stick their penises up his butthole.
Missouri All-American Michael Sam says he is gay, and the defensive end could become the first openly homosexual player in the NFL.
In interviews with ESPN, The New York Times and Outsports that were published Sunday, Sam said he came out to all his teammates and coaches at Missouri in August.
“I am an openly, proud gay man,” he said.
Sam will participate in the NFL combine later this month in Indianapolis and is currently projected to be a mid-round draft pick in May.
“It’s a big deal. No one has done this before. And it’s kind of a nervous process, but I know what I want to be … I want to be a football player in the NFL,” he told ESPN.
Can you even begin to grasp the courage it takes for a man to come out and announce that he does something so sick and weird, without even having been asked about it?
When Jason Collins told the world that about his anal adventures, Barack Obama took the time to call him up and tell him how proud he was of him, saying he was “impressed by his courage.”
I think Obama not only needs to personally call up Michael Sam, while publicly announcing how great it is that he is brave enough to engage in sexual behavior which carries such an incredibly high risk of disease, involving as it does the passage through which feces passes, but the black president needs to introduce some new type of award to give to men who announce to the world that they engage in deviant sexual activities with other men.
He can call it “The Presidential Cocksucker Award.” It shall forever be the highest honor in the land.