May 30, 2017
— Rick Young (@RickSCOREGolf) May 29, 2017
Tiger Woods, a golfer advertised as a black man who is actually I think maybe some kind of Indian or Pakistani, has been charged with a DUI.
But the real story here is: why doesn’t he shave his head?
That is the worst sort of baldness right there.
Like, if he lost the rest of it on top, maybe it would be okay to keep some on the sides. But right now – wow.
What the hell is he thinking?
It’s the same deal with Prince William.
If you lose it all on the top, keeping a little bit on the sides is fine for some guys.
And a receding hairline where it’s still relatively thick on top can be pulled off.
But that half-way thing, where it’s receded some but real thin all across the top but there’s still some there – man.
Not a good look.
US golfer Tiger Woods has said an “unexpected reaction to prescribed medications” was the reason behind his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence in Florida on Monday.
Woods, who was held by police in the town of Jupiter early on Monday morning on charges of driving under the influence (DUI), said “alcohol was not involved” in the arrest.
The 14-time Major winner was seen looking bleary-eyed and unkempt in the police mugshot released after the arrest.
In a statement on Monday, Woods said: “I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions.”
“I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn’t realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.”
Woods, 41, apologized to his family, friends, and fans, saying: “I expect more from myself, too.”
“I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again,” he added.
Woods has struggled with injury in recent years, and has seen a number of comebacks stall. He is currently ranked a lowly 876 in the world – a far cry from the days when he was world number one and dominating the sport.
Yeah, I wondered what happened to this guy.
Actually, I wasn’t consciously aware of remembering that I knew who he was. But then when I saw these drunk driving headlines I was like “oh yeah, that golfer they said was black who won a bunch of stuff – why did he totally disappear?
It seems he couldn’t handle the fame or something. Or his mixed race relationship.
He married a Swedish model and had some mutant children.
Wow this is like a parody of a Jewish advertisement for multiculturalism.
Then he cheated on her with a bunch of women and got divorced, I vaguely recall.
Yep, just reading the Wikipedia page now.
It looks like that’s when his career collapsed.
He couldn’t handle the unlimited access to white bitches that being famous allows a colored man.
Please remember forever that this:
And that is why we need WHITE SHARIA.
Because women are stupid and they are whores and they will ruin not simply all of civilization but our entire genetic legacy if we don’t immediately remove all of their rights and start slapping them around.
In other tiger news, some sloppy fat dyke in Britain got killed by a tiger at the zoo.
A tiger killed a zookeeper at an English wildlife park in what “appears to have been a freak accident” after the animal entered an enclosure on Monday, according to the park.
Zoo employee Rosa King, 33, was killed at Hamerton Zoo Park Monday.
A statement from the park says a “full investigation is currently underway” to determine what led to King’s death, but Cambridgeshire police say the incident is not believed to be suspicious.
While the park was being evacuated, rumors that an animal was on the loose began circulating, but park officials and the police say that “at no point during the incident did any animals escape their enclosures, and at no point was public safety affected in any way.”
“Freak accident” is right – look at this bitch:
The tiger must have mistook her for a walrus.
Zookeeping, like pretty much every other job that requires a competency level of 1 or higher, is a man’s job.
Women need to be kept at home where they are safe from tigers – whether they be the Paki golfer type or the large cat type.
At this point, I think shock collars are in order.
We use them to keep our dogs safe from harm, but I guess we don’t care enough about our women to keep them safe from harm.