“I Sleep With a Loaded Gun” – Rand Paul’s Wife is Planning on Starting a RaHoWa

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 9, 2018

The Republicans, enthused and energized by Kavanaugh’s win and his promise to legalize rape in these United States, are setting their sights on an even more ambitious long-held Republican dream.

Rand Paul’s wife believes that it is time to move ahead with the next item on the Republican agenda: racial holy war.


Facing an increasingly polarized political climate, the wife of Senator Rand Paul says she sleeps with a loaded gun as a precaution against “unhinged” people being goaded by Democrats into harassing Republican lawmakers.

The Paul household used to keep its doors unlocked, but now feels “under assault” by self-described activists who resort to intimidation, harassment and even physical violence, Kelley Paul told Breitbart News.

“It’s bizarre. I’ve never been like this in my whole life… We used to never even lock our doors, and now that has all changed,” she said.

“We’ve updated all of our security systems at home. I sleep with a loaded gun by my bed.”

Kelley also expressed deep concern about lawmakers who have encouraged their constituents to confront Republican politicians.

So yea, what the Democrats are doing is basically political terrorism. Harassing and attacking politicians in public places is literally political terrorism.

Rand’s own neighbor even tackled him and broke his hip earlier in the year.

So Rand Paul’s wife clearly understands that it’s the Dems who are going to start this thing, but that it’s the Republicans who are going to end it. 

“Words do matter, and there are so many, quite frankly, unhinged [and] unstable people out there, and when they hear someone on their side telling them, ‘Get up in their face,’ they take that literally, and they think that gives them a license to be very aggressive, be harassing, throw people out of restaurants, and I don’t think anybody wants to live in a country like that,” Kelley said.

This is the only part of the story that’s a bit of a fib.

We Republicans have been planning and preparing for the RaHoWa for years now. We’ve been waiting for it eagerly. We relish the chance to put those guns to good use.

Although we have a strict “no girls allowed” policy in my personal Right Wing Death Squad, I have spoken to the members and we decided to put the issue to a vote.

Many members expressed concern that Rand Paul’s wife was too extreme for our humble group.

“I’m just not sure we can contain this vicious fury of a woman,”  – that’s what one of my lieutenants told me after Rand Paul’s Aryan attack-dog left.

In fact, many of my men were left shaken and pale by her bloodthirsty call to start “stacking them nigger bodies in the streets NOW NOW NOW!”

We decided to pass on her application.

Any other RWDS who wants to take this vicious Aryan monster-killer on is free to, though. I hope no one accuses me of cucking here, but when she started sniffing aggressively and prowling around my boys saying, “fee fi fo fum, I smell a nigger here,” I began to fear for the safety of my men. See one of them, to his great shame, had a Cherokee great-grandmother in his family tree.

I don’t know how she did it, but she just could smell the racial impurity in him. I feared for his life. 

And very soon, America’s traitors and non-Whites are going to start fearing for theirs.

You could have prevented this, Dems.

I didn’t want to unleash this monster on the public. But now she’s chomping at the bit, rattling the cage and baying for blood.

I feel bad for you. I feel bad for us all. I really do.