“I Want That Ass Shaken, Not Stirred” – Sony Jews Secretly Planning to do a Negro on James Bond

Daily Stormer
December 20, 2014

Nigga be up in her, botta do dat spyin, mate.  Ah want dat ass shakin not sturrr."
Nigga be up in her, botta do dat spyin, mate.

One of the weirdest discoveries yet found among the leaked Sony email trove is that the Sony Jews are plotting to negrify James Bond, replacing the White character with the coal-black bastard Idris Elba.

Page Six:

“Idris should be the next Bond,” Sony Pictures chief Amy Pascal wrote nearly a year ago in an e-mail to Elizabeth Cantillon, a former executive vice president at Columbia Pictures.

The leaked e-mail, reported by the Daily Beast, is from a trove of private e-mails, salary reports and bits of script and rough footage swiped and released by hackers believed to be from North Korea.

Current Bond actor Daniel Craig is signed on to one more “James Bond” installment, “Spectre,” due out on Nov. 5, 2015.

A Ben Garrison Production
A Ben Garrison Production

FUN BONUS TO THIS ARTICLE:

Though “Tomorrow Never Relaxes” might be unbeatable, let’s try to think of more parody titles for Black Bond films.

I thought of:

The Spy Who Raped Me at the Bus Stop

One comment

  1. Do they really have to change James Bond into a negro? Please!

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