September 9, 2018
Goblinos are usually fearful and docile. But when agitated, they can become viciously violent.
As the Trump Corps (also known as ICE) intensify their war on the invading beaner hordes, they’re starting to encounter increased resistance.
The criminal aliens are realizing that we’re coming for each and everyone of them. And once they’re all deported back to Mexico, we’re gonna be coming for that, too.
As we back them into a wall, they’ll have no choice but to start mounting more of this futile resistance – which is great. It makes it all the more easy to crush these goblinos with even greater force.
Typical ICE agent.
Assaults on ICE agents reached a decade high in 2017, and assaults on Border Patrol agents have also surged in recent years, according to new government numbers that seem to back up agents’ claims that illegal immigrants are increasingly looking to fight rather than flee.
The new numbers, reported by Homeland Security’s inspector general, could even be underselling the problem, investigators said, because the government doesn’t do a good job of tracking incidents, and agents and officers don’t always report them properly.
But the report does signal renewed danger particularly on the southwest border, where agents say a surge in illegal immigration in recent years generally correlates with growing violence.
Wherever you find goblinos, you find violence – and rape.
This has been thoroughly documented in the research paper called “Goblin Slayer:”
Typical beaner behavior. You can read the whole thing substituting “Mexicans” for “goblins” and it all makes sense.
Prosecutors, meanwhile, often refuse to bring charges or win cases against the perpetrators, the audit found.
Gee, what a surprise, the corrupt Judiciary is cooperating with the invaders. Sigh.
At the border, the most frequent method of attack was projectiles — usually large rocks — which accounted for half of assaults. But bombs, clubs, knives, guns and even laser pointers to blind agents have all been used.
Of course, due to their diminutive size, goblinos favor ranged weapons.
They’re also too stupid to realize that flaming arrows will get put out like a candle as soon as they launch them out of their bows.
Most of the injuries were minor and didn’t require treatment, the audit found.
Customs and Border Protection recorded 1,089 assaults in 2010, which steadily dropped through 2014, when there were just 381 assaults. But things turned violent once again, steadily rising to 856 assaults in 2017.
Last year was the most violent this decade at the border, with 28 assaults per every 10,000 apprehensions.
In the interior, meanwhile, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and officers saw 48 assaults in 2017, tying 2010 as the highest in records going back to the beginning of the decade.
That was nearly double the number from 2016.
ICE officers, who handle deportations, and Border Patrol agents, who patrol the line between the U.S. and Mexico, say they’ve seen an increasing willingness on the part of migrants to resort to violence in recent years.
ICE agents are smoking them out of their filthy hives, and pushing them back into the God-accursed land they came from.
Meanwhile, Trump’s policies are making sure Mexico itself is destroyed through clever trade deals. They’ll have no home to return to – except hell itself.
This is obviously done for revenge.
More prophetic words have never been uttered.
As the brave men of ICE continue to fight a brutal battle against the invading goblinoid army, their hearts will harden, and their loyalty to Trump will deepen, forging them into a fanatical fighting force for good.
A new Praetorian guard for the future American empire.
Upcoming ICE uniform revision.