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Detroit News
September 7, 2015
A hapless carjacker failed to get away with the crime after his gun jammed, he forgot to release the parking brake and let a witness go, saying: “You good, I only rob white people,” according to the FBI.
Court records filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Detroit chronicle a failed carjacking that led to a 24-year-old man facing federal carjacking and firearm charges, which carry penalties of 25 or more years.
The carjacking happened Tuesday afternoon at Rouge Park on Detroit’s west side.
Brandon Lamar Williams, 24, allegedly approached two men inside a 2015 Ford Fusion while holding a revolver in each hand, according to the FBI.
Williams announced a hold-up and demanded an Apple Watch, two rings and a black bag from the first victim, according to federal court records.
At one point, Williams pointed a gun at the second victim and squeezed the trigger three times, the FBI said. The gun, however, failed to fire.
Williams pointed a gun at the first man’s neck and told the men to “get out and leave the laptop,” according to court records.
As the first man exited the car, Williams allegedly struck him in the face with the gun, breaking his nose.
Now behind the wheel, Williams tried to drive away, but couldn’t, the FBI said.
He forgot the parking brake.
A witness unaware of the carjacking saw Williams struggling to drive away, approached the car and told him about the parking brake.
Williams pointed a revolver at the Good Samaritan, the FBI said.
The Samaritan raised his hands in the air, court records show, before Williams spoke.
“Oh, you good, I only rob white people,” he allegedly said, according to court records.
Williams soon ditched the Fusion and got into a Jeep Liberty, which he had parked nearby.
Backing up, Williams hit the Fusion and got stuck on a median, according to court records.
Parking breaks are racist and sheeeeit.
“He is one of my sons”, Obama 2015.
“A true role model for black youth”, Black Lives Matter 2015.
“I would be happy for him to rape my wife”, Gavin McCuck, 2015.
Really makes you wonder the sort of oppression that this Urban American faced that resulted in him not knowing about brakes. I have to wonder if our schools have just being failing these young children so that they don’t understand how these cars work or if there’s something just inherently racist about the design of the cars, similar to computers, that makes them more difficult for black people to use. It may be useful to try and raise some money for some community programs to help train such little children on cars and their operation, it would likely also help keep them off the streets and not making these juvenile pranks.
Muh brakes failed. Dindu shit
Thanks Jews. The head needs to come off, soon.